@joeyalison.bsky.social
The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
One last job
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04.12.2025 19:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A very effective way to stop doom scrolling is to just read the same post over and over again. This one, for instance.
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To be fair,*some* people have seen these images. Perhaps we should imprison all of them.
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Behind the scenes of my 40 year (so far) attempt at creating other "cool" letters. I devote 50+ hours a week to this task and still have made no progress since grade school. Hoping for a breakthrough soon.
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Extraction
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I made this for you about your town.
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
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Billionaire Awards
22.11.2025 01:18 β π 129 π 23 π¬ 0 π 1Please get this as a face tattoo
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If current trends continue...
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I hope this answers some of your questions!
19.11.2025 22:56 β π 84 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk
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The reality of cat ownership
18.11.2025 23:55 β π 73 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0I'm continually surprised by how this continues as I get older. I'm 51 and it kind of rocks!
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GUM
part 2
DO NOT EAT GUM
part 1
Time to enter the 21st century!
15.11.2025 00:00 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Now, Trump and the Supreme Court have said passports must have one's sex assigned at birth because it's "historical fact". This is an attack on the safety and civil rights of all trans Americans.
13.11.2025 22:54 β π 53 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Before 1977 US passports didn't even have gender markers. Then in 1992, people were allowed to change their gender on their passports to align with their lived experiences.
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The most powerful tool on the internet
13.11.2025 00:08 β π 99 π 14 π¬ 3 π 2It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.
12.11.2025 21:05 β π 133 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0Auditioning to be my 10-year-old's joke writer. Sent him to school today with this one:
"Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."
bsky.app/profile/joey...
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Comic Republican politicians "I want everyone to die." Democrat politicians "I don't, but that's cool. How can I help?"
10.11.2025 18:47 β π 655 π 205 π¬ 6 π 4The New Republicans featuring JD touring the old hits across Midwest county fairs
08.11.2025 16:42 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When the front person of a popular band dies, the remaining members often try to replace them with someone else or go on without them. But the band usually breaks up or fades into obscurity, maybe playing old hits to a small crowd if they're lucky.
Anyway, just thinking about politics this morning.
Drawn, of course, by the unbelievably talented Lemon!
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