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Matthew Randall

@matthewrandall.bsky.social

I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names!

99 Followers  |  190 Following  |  1,927 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023  |  2.6552

Latest posts by matthewrandall.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well, er, when an AI-generated Minister of State for Artificial Intelligence and 83 digital assistants like each other very much, erm, something or other happens.

28.10.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're not but they have to look like they are confident when the man in the picture looks at them.

27.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Branco! Encore lui? Il est Jean-Michelliste?

27.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To think this cretinosaurus and his playmates got to decide the UK's future.

26.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The number of people wounded by Russian attack on Kyiv today rose to 33 people, including 6 children. The youngest is only 4 years old

26.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

"Bluesky Redshirts" perhaps.

25.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh heck don't mind if I repost myself.

24.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait she overdosed on what?

24.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Je croyais que le site avait Γ©tΓ© confisquΓ©?

23.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that who that was? People really thought he was a detective?

23.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trop De Bla Bla - Princess Erika (clip officiel)
YouTube video by Princess Erika Officielle Trop De Bla Bla - Princess Erika (clip officiel)
23.10.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Far right parties in Ukraine hold 0 parliamentary seats, while they win landslide in the US because your fucking compatriots, evidently, cannot be trusted with NOT going full hitler once given free will, so pipe down

22.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
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Updating my LEGO White House

23.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 47199    πŸ” 11091    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 439
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That is Photoshopped. This is the original:

22.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Styopka’s wisdom

Am I the only one who doesn’t get how they choose Miss Universe if no one from other planets takes part?
#StyopkasWisdom

21.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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I know you are just waiting for the drawing with the camel (all in preparation for the beast lowering its head and spilling its best on the floor...)

21.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm amazed everyone has not done that the moment Trump got back in.

21.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched the whole South Park episode in a state of bafflement, expecting an explanation that never came. Hate it when that happens.

21.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is that the judge inspecting your work?

20.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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France's answer to Rupert Murdoch is trying to promote a Spanish descendant of Louis XIV - and also of Queen Victoria and Francisco Franco - who claims the erm Throne of France. Will things ever stop getting stupider?

20.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Annoyingly he gets something right once in a while just to confuse people. (This is not one of those times.)

20.10.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Kennedy is basically putting up with the Nazism of Maga because he has his eyes on the bigger prize: spreading disease. The tragedy of a man who is riding the wrong horse of the Apocalypse.

20.10.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Macron and Starmer wasted their time.

You can cajole the old creep into anything, it doesn't matter once Master pulls the leash, Fido obeys.

28.02.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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