Looking for someone to play with my hair and trace letters on my back. No weirdos
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A picture of Medusa with text that says making men hard since 700 BC
Girls will be girls. Good morning! ๐ฉท
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itโs velvety.
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congrats ๐ ๐๐ช
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who gonna let me crawl up inside them like a tauntaun ๐
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carry you in my sack.
05.02.2026 16:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
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overactive bladder.
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Return of the Mack
open.spotify.com/track/3jDdpx...
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Putting Yub Nub prints in the mail at this very moment: store.brandonbird.com
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thatโs my Thor.
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congrats!!
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the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
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YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO
The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
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02.02.2026 14:09 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
are you watching Murder She Wrote??
02.02.2026 13:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
me whenever I see myself in somebodyโs skircle.
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i shared my peace prize with you please respond
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If loving you is wrong, Iโm definitely wrong.
16.01.2026 02:33 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
I once knew this guy who could hold his breath in the water for hours just by thinking about eating French fries.
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howdy stranger ๐ค
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moo moos*
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no wonder my tiddy was itching.
12.01.2026 22:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.
11.01.2026 01:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I like to guess like a carnival barker.
10.01.2026 20:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
you look amazing ๐
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lover of astrology, reading, thrifting, and being hot
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*Not responsible for lost or stolen faces
Angry old woman. intersectional urbanist, fascinator wearing cyclist, storyteller/poet; distributed systems dev. @marie.techโs wife. PVD via OAK,BOS&PIT. she/her
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
Iโm from N-E-W Jerz
I make art & eat sandwiches. I have many cats and a dog. Sometimes I'm funny. She/Her.
Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabcyy5pktho
Pfp: me doing a mirror selfie
Banner: dusky west OK sky full of bats
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats ๐ฑ
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
trashy. stupid. beautiful. | she/her
Age: 35
Pronouns: they/them
Hi Im Page!
AGE IN BIO OR BE BLOCKED. EVEN MEME ACCOUNTS.
Twitch Affiliate 10/30/24
First NSFW script fill 2/23/25
Is always an anxious mess.
I almost exclusively talk in memes.
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โI killed the teen dream. Deal with it.โ
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#disabled
cats, chaos, and devil worship ๐
tattoo fund: $RexTrashboat
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
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rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
Husband & dad / Director of SafeSpot Overdose Hotline/ Paramedic from This American Life Ep809 The Call / Adjunct Assistant Clinical Professor Boston University School of Public Health / VIEWS MINE!
http://stephen-murray.com
Horribly unserious (unless itโs about aliens)
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she/screams in silence
The click is free, the viewing experience is priceless:
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So sweet you could die ๐
If you feel like it ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐ป
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Texan. 40โs. Smart. Funny. Voracious reader. TV obsessed. Mother of gorgeous boys. Completely years BEYOND smitten with @daddynycdos873.bsky.social
No DMs. Keep it on main. ๐
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the brilliantest buffoon youโll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they๐ฉท๐๐
40yo with ADHD
I donโt know what Iโm doing but Iโm having fun, which is the important part
mostly here for fandom shenanigans
things I am completely normal about:
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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely ๐
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