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That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.

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Is going from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee what the kids call “enshittification” cuz it feels like it is.

15.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude is spiraling. Seriously Shakespearean.

15.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t try to recreate this scene, kids. youtu.be/5w2YtBCLVNU?...

14.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This screams: I know I am not competent enough to be President. Not the vibes you want from a Vice President.

14.11.2025 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This team should be able to roll four lines. If we can get guys like Johnson and Chinakhov going.

14.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If not for Coyle and Sillinger not sure that result holds. I’ll take it.

14.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They shit the bed tonight and there needs to be some sort of serious change.

14.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Del Bel Belluz should stay up in Columbus. Thought that before the season started.

14.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice to see Fantilli going. Now, what does it take Johnson to do the same?

14.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Olivier line reminds me of the old Travis Moen-Sami Pahlsson-Robby Niedermayer line in Anaheim which is the highest compliment I can give.

14.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad that JD Vance has recognized that Americans have a right to housing. And people thought Mamdani was a socialist.

13.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember Larry Brooks responding to my posts on the other site back in the day and it was just a pinch me moment. What a career that man had in one of hockey’s most important markets. RIP, Larry.

13.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Doug’s mullet was legendary.

13.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because a politician would never lie about such things.

12.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that an email suggest the President hung out with a pedophile and an underage girl absolutely does not prove he “did nothing wrong.” If nothing else, he knew a man who turned out to be a pedophile was hanging around young girls and did nothing about it.

12.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There concept of “transparency” is so Orwellian even Orwell wouldn’t believe it.

12.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today proves the stupidity of Dems not directly conditioning the reopening of the government on the release of the Epstein files. I will never understand the failure to directly connect the two.

12.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seems like only yesterday my parents were co-signing on my loan for a beat up South American dictatorship that had only previously been owned by a little old lady.

12.11.2025 13:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much of our money has he wasted on this tacky bullshit?

12.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No sure this guy is really from Chicago.

But The Sound of Music. Life is Beautiful. Don’t think he cares for Nazis.

12.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It has literally been a fan theory forever that “James Bond” is effectively an alias. It was only the most recent series of films that changed that. So, make it so that it is now an alias to honor the fallen Bond. Problem solved. Where are my royalties?

11.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ummm…that’s your job.

11.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, debt slavery. SMH

11.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You could see it coming a mile away, sadly. All the momentum shifted and they just let it happen to them. Didn’t seem like much fight.

11.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened to the Jackets offense, overall? Did they tighten the system because of their deficiencies last year and is the result that guys are not being as aggressive? I’m perplexed by this team so far this year.

11.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One positive is this is probably one of the best nights Fabbro has had all year. But the late game collapses continue to be far too common.

11.11.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I remember a comedian talking about how they showed Trump their jokes before his roast and the main thing he complained about was when the number wasn’t big enough. And that factoid comes back to me any time he provides and obviously fake number.

11.11.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is just ridiculous and predictable. Mailed it in this offseason. Didn’t address obvious deficiencies.

11.11.2025 05:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Predictable. SMH

11.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooof.

11.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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