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Turkey and Ham can go. Plus 2/3 of the pies.

The severed head of the creator of Hunt The Wumpus awaits re-animation in a tank in Scottsdale, Arizona

So many obvious flaws in this entire story but I'm most annoyed at using peaked for piqued.

Yeah, I was surprised when I was rereading the series a few years ago about the full frontal. I was just recently going through some pic folders and was reminded of the Hawk thing. The entire issue was pretty sexy and that butt seemed a bit more lurid than the average butt, possibly just in context.

"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance." -- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow

Teen Titans Spotlight on Hawk #8 had this bit:

An example of my eloquence and poetry:

Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette.
Me: I don't smoke.
Stranger: Right. I saw you smoking the other day.
Me: Like fuck you did.

Why isn't the shark in Jaws called Jaws but the boxer in Rocky is called Rocky?

Photograph from March 1968 of Leonard Nimoy and Jimi Hendrix.

If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.

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Me in a raccoon hat looking up at Gravy, the tuxedo cat sitting on my shoulder. She's looking off in the outside world distance looking sharp in her purple collar.

I wouldn't describe myself as a real man but I agree on the shoulder kittens.

Love this series!

bookmarking the crap out of Mike's site

Turning Point USA advert showing a woman holding an AR rifle or whatever with the copy, "Give me on reason why what I own is any of your business..." The color of the font changes from blue to red with "any of your business" which just makes the point of how threatening this happy woman and her happy gun are being.

I don't know why or when I saved this Turning Point USA advert to my random photos folder (probably to dunk on in a comic book review) but posting it here will probably get me in trouble even though it's just a thing they did years ago and now I'm sharing a piece of historical Internet ephemera.

Scary Grunion Guy tweeted, on October 12th, 2017, in a satirical manner (just in case you thought I was really defending the monster, you monster!): "People who look like melted candles stuck on sloppy dog turds probably get lots of consensual pussy so just wait until lawyers say things!"

Me being the voice of reason and satirically defending Harvey Weinstein during the #MeToo movement:

tumblr message layout. tessatechaitea asked (represented by a pink image of Stephanie from Lazytown with the words "Get up and dance" underneath: "Sometimes when my cat jumps into my lap, I force her into a position that's more comfortable to me. Does that make me gross? Maybe you're the wrong person to ask. I probably should have asked Neil Gaiman. gailsimone answered (represented by a gorilla in a Catman outfit): That doesn't make you gross. It's all the other stuff.

This question I asked Gail Simone on tumblr many, many, many years ago reads quite a bit differently now.

Pulp Fiction screenshot with Vincent and Jules holding their guns out while wearing their nice suits. Jules' head has been replaced with Little Orphan Annie's head.

Did I do this? And if so, why? Oh, random images folder, you have vexed me this day.

Ticket stub for a Primus / Limbomaniacs show at The Edge nightclub in Palo Alto California. October 17th, 1990. At 9 PM!

If I had kids, they'd have to admit I was fucking cool.

A super sexy dude with long hair, Cheshire Cat shirt, blue overshirt, torn up jeans, and boring hiking boots holding a camera (remember those?!) around his wrist while he kneels before the cutest motherfucking little goat you've ever seen. The goat is eating his camera. Also I am the sexy motherfucker. At least I was back when I was young and sexy and fucked mothers.

Me in my late 20s feeding my camera to a baby goat.

Some stupid adult Disney twat who the Orlando Sentinel is probably misquoting as having said, in their headline, "I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience."

This guy doesn't realize that it's only because of woke that he isn't getting the shit bullied out of him on the daily.

Advertisement for a Neil Gaiman "teaches the art of storytelling" class. The copy reads, "Give on. Get one free."

umm. no thank you.

First comment from Anonymous: it could be argued that this new Lobo is satirical, that he's a satire of James Bond. Lizard's reply (I am Lizard!): No it can't. Anonymous: Why not? Lizard (me!): Oh yeah! Good point!

I'm the best at arguing on the Internet! (I am Lizard.)

Emmet J. Scanlan as super sexy Lobo from the show Krypton. His crotch is a screaming fanged skull for some reason. I mean, I think I know the reason. My penis seems to know the reason.

Look, SyFy. I already wanted to fuck Lobo. You didn't have to make me super want to fuck Lobo with his appearance in Krypton.

Seems a little more than divisive when the divide is between a person who wants to lynch Black people and, you know, Black people just existing.

It's crazy how many people think the difference between good and evil is what they want to be true.

My favorite style of art is female barbarians in bikinis cutting the heads off of giants.

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Just reskeeting this now that Blogger has taken the adult warning off of it.

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I got a D in my the Weight of the Presidents 201 class.

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