Harrison Fnord

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

A friend wrote for a Netflix show that premiered today, so I’m checking that out.

I had the same thought

I shared this with Mary and this made her really happy. She said she’s glad her blanket made it to the right place.

Definitely a few too many goals. 😅

I’ve had Saros in my fantasy league this season, and “Ride of Sorrows” has been apt.

Bummed to not be there with yall! Have the greatest time.

This sounds crazy but is real and I wrote about it here: www.kibblesmith.com/news/2026/01...

If you are enjoying STRIP LAW on Netflix, please hit the DOUBLE-THUMBS UP icon 👍👍 — for reasons I do not understand, ONE thumbs up is actually BAD for us.

Draco {16} Artifact Creature — Dragon Domain — This spell costs {2} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. Flying Domain — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {10}. This cost is reduced by {2} for each basic land type among lands you control. 9/9 Illustrated by Sam Wood

Was running this in a game last weekend and got one of the greatest hits from a reanimator deck an opponent was playing…

Two weeks out from my 19yo cat passing. My Mom started talking about my 94yo Gma beginning hospice care. When I stop to focus on those things it feels like the glue holding the universe together is coming loose.

Trying to focus on happier things like Shoebox and gaming.

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

Tomorrow + Sylvan Library skipping in a field together holding hands.

🎶you get your skis and your ski boots
And grab a stick of juicy fruit
The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya
You take a sniff and you pull it out
And then you pop it in your mouth
The juice is strong and it gets right through ya
Hallelujah, Hallelujah 🎶

🎶I own the soundtrack to "Judgment Night"
And every track is quite aight
Including Faith No More w/ T.R.I.B.E. of Boo-Yaa

🎶Mudhoney and Sir Mix-A-Lot
Played "Freak Momma", that jam was hot
And Cypress Hill with both Pearl Jam and Sonic Youth-a

🎶Hallelujah, hallelujah

🎶Now Pee-Wee had a secret word
That all would scream when it was heard
But you don’t really care for playhouses do ya🎵

Still disappointed that Tubi isn’t a streaming platform exclusively for Shakespeare productions.

Bon Joven
Creedence Clearwater Pathways
Cocteau Twinstrike
Vodalian Knights of the Oingo Boingo

…this makes me wish the Dark had a combat trick called “Orchestral Maneuvers.”

Still firming up plans, but I’m desperately hoping it’ll happen.

Anticipating bringing my 2HG cube, my 4 player minigame (approximately: if DanDan and Momir met in the woods), and demoing a Commander Game Mod I’ve been designing for the last year.

Johan {3}{R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Johan gain “Johan can’t attack” until end of combat. If you do, attacking doesn’t cause creatures you control to tap this combat if Johan is untapped. 5/4 Illustrated by Mark Tedin

You don’t need abilities to be able!

The Mandalorian and Baby Lennie.

Loved the trailer for The Mandalorian and Grobach.

This series continues to be a delight. I like hearing people talk about the cards and decks they enjoy! So glad this exists.

Even if you can’t afford an Angus, mono-W lets you have plenty of ways to build your own!

I feel like IL and MI are pulling their weight, as well. Honestly makes me wonder if IN would abstain to slight IL, though.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

It’s such a fun bit! Happy to see others got here before me.

“I’m so bad at deck building. I played a fact or fiction and my opponent gave me a pile of five and an empty pile. When I picked up the five they asked me to reconsider.”

Dammit! I should have run with “the Rodney Dangerfield of the Magic Community”

“I’m so bad at Magic. In the last tournament I entered the computer won the bye.”

This prompt was hurting my brain. Couldn’t think of an identifiable character to use. Best I could come up with was “support” or “pod needs a 4th/draft needs an 8th.”

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.