@banjoplayer.bsky.social
pansexual, nonbinary, 19. DNI evil ppl. i love my gay husband. garlicpilled
what hubris is this. may god smite us for this tower of babel we have created. who are we as mere mortals to attain such levels of peak
03.03.2025 04:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what about a poisonous gas that only affects cishet men
24.02.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mandatory abortions
24.02.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0more abortions
24.02.2025 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my wife is so bossyβ¦.
24.02.2025 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THE JOKE!!!! NOT THE FETISH!!!!! in case there was any confusion
24.02.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey i get it
24.02.2025 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
22.02.2025 14:05 β π 20123 π 1256 π¬ 347 π 37:3
22.02.2025 05:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh so thatβs why ur like that
21.02.2025 16:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0honk!
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20.02.2025 03:21 β π 801 π 121 π¬ 4 π 4
juryβs still out on the loser part tho
19.02.2025 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is the problem with AA nowadays. it used to be an exclusive club where you can meet other real alcoholics. now itβs full of posers. sad times we live in
18.02.2025 16:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
u canβt have emo makeup anymore or your gf bullies u. bc of woke
18.02.2025 16:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bc ur here silly!
18.02.2025 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0both are being affected my inflation. and no. iβm not talking about the economy
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Image depicts comic book villain Lex Luthor stealing forty cakes. He is running to the left, pulling rope attached to a bakers cart with the cakes Caption reads "When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible." Luthor has a giddy expression.
17.02.2025 09:50 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i JUST got it ok
16.02.2025 19:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i saw u on webfishing yesterday and i almost joined u but i decided to play baldurs gate
16.02.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i read this as rudy gobert and i got excited:((
13.02.2025 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0where does one find wild beer. asking for a friend
13.02.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i read bear as beer. oh well
13.02.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0google can i make scrambled eggs with strawberry milk
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@queercoleslaw.bsky.social friends of yours?
07.02.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
06.02.2025 04:54 β π 510 π 145 π¬ 3 π 5
can we talk about how truly insufferable you have to be to be the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and STILL single. like really??? no one is willing to deal with your shit for the chance to inherit 500 billion dollars????? like at this point you HAVE to have some self reflection
07.02.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my dawg a junkie call him a meth lab
06.02.2025 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES:
SISTERLY DEVOTION
COCKPIT SEX
ACTS OF WAR
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
FOOT STUFF
