@elonaltman.bsky.social
NY born and raised Comedy Cellar comedian
Franz Kafka was a lawyer, so technically he himself was Kafka Esq.
06.04.2025 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The JFK files are great when you’re bored and you want 80,000 of something.
20.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zelenskyy needs to pull a Jo Koy and blame his writers.
01.03.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it was supposed to be outdoors they would’ve called it an outauguration.
18.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Timothee Chalamet has a polite image because his name contains “shall” and “may”
14.12.2024 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No that can’t be right. #spotifywrapped
04.12.2024 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biden pardoned Hunter on Cyber Monday so he could get a good deal on a new laptop.
02.12.2024 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is the first Hunter pardon since Dick Cheney got off for shooting that guy.
02.12.2024 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine the pain of suffering with an eating disorder and your last name is Grande.
24.11.2024 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gen Z is too into eating ass.
23.11.2024 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I cannot stress enough” - my brain
23.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
