A-A-Ron

a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 Alt: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

It's the "Also I don't believe you." that makes this post

I literally just put this episode on to rewatch it right before I saw this post.

Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.

I strive to live a life where baby Jesus himself sees my BS and decides to drink gin straight from the cat bowl.

Always will be

This feels like a weird non-sequitur, but I'm steering into the skid on it.

I guess AI can't solve EVERY problem then

She’s a boner fide hottie

He was annoyed that people had the patience to wait for that dial to circle back around after every number.

Slight tangent, I watched Black Phone 2 with my 11yo on Friday night, and there's a scene with an old payphone from the 70s so it was a rotary payphone. Because he asked, I had to pause the movie on a shot of the phone and explain to him how you'd would dial one of those.

Imagine attending my Super Bowl party

wrong. more grocery store sushi.

As a woman, you are never able to stand up for yourself without being called a bitch. Be comfortable with being a bitch.

If it makes anyone feel better, I hate massaging feet.

Well, maybe hate is a strong word, but it's def not something I volunteer for.

*clears throat loudly to get your attention

The only Super Bowl I want is a really good bowl of soup. A Souper Bowl if you will.

Well, I don’t know about folding but I can certainly cut the cheese 🫣

I'm flattered that you remember you hate me

you know what they say about a fine line

good morning from the butthole state

I work from home, so pants are always optional for me

I'm 45, so yeah, same bracket. Is Jenny your real name? My very first crush in elementary school was named Jennifer, but I knew so many later that the name didn't hold onto me the way those others did.

Well, that is a really popular name in our.....I think we're in the same age bracket, but I just realized I don't know that for sure.

Does having a certain name make a person more attractive to you? Maybe influenced by your earliest crushes or your first love? Or something else?

For me, I've always had a thing for girls named Heather, Amber, and Rebecca.

So, anyway, you're sexy as hell 😘🥵

Reading a post and immediately thinking, 'yeah, we should bang' 🔥

Nothing takes me back to my youth like listening to 90s punk rock. It makes me feel like "myself" in a way nothing else does.

The wisdom of age at work 🤣

Mothman is leaving a Dollar General store during a snowy night with an armful of snow storm goodies - toilet paper, eggs, bread, milk

be the annoying Mothman you wish to see in the world

I originally typed sexy as hell but backtracked cuz I was worried about creepiness