A-A-Ron

ASMR but it’s just me pouring the
cooked macaroni into the strainer.

I’ve fallen before and I’ll fall again.
Dammit.

I’m headed to Costco if anyone needs anything

Also, I just verified my hip height up against my kitchen counter for you. 😘

Are your hips slightly higher than counter height? Cuz I have an idea for this rainy afternoon.

reading that just gave me a very pleasant shiver down my spine 🥰😘

😍😍🤍🤍

Bold of you to assume I'm even wearing jeans

90s country love song and slow dancing in the kitchen please.

I don't blame you, dating sucks. I just want to be able to find someone who's willing to jump forward to the phase where we exchange back rubs and she bosses me around

So, like 7/10 but still would not recommend?

When I hit mute, I imagine I am powerful and can make you disappear

Dear @bsky.app
Can we please have a better selection of gifs? These are the worst!

Thank you,

Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Lindsay Grahams

Heygoogle would be a beautiful name for a boy.

Sometimes I think the surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them have tried to contact us

The only way to keep anything naturally beautiful is to keep it away from human civilisation.

I’ll re-arrange your district 😘

You want to do some gerrymandering baby?

-me, flirting after misunderstanding the news.

Squeezing squishy things is fun.
Teddy bears.
Stress balls.
Asses.

C’mere.

we could run towards each other from opposite ends of the pedestrian tunnel if you want to

Dude, you too?

apparently I'm "yes I want a receipt" years old

Feeling her breath on my neck when she spoons me in the middle of the night would fix me rn