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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ If 'woke' means: "Being kind, thinking others should be entitled to benefits I might not get" then I'm woke AF! Mark Carney, I support you, but I don't want a tax cut! Keep or increase services...but keep sticking it to trump, pp, and punchable scheer

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Latest posts by uselessfactsboy.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh no! The inbred white trash that never shopped at Costco are now... not going to shop at Costco.

02.12.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But y'all are getting both down there!!

26.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

25.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jaegermeister is a horrible concoction that should never have been invented!!... still, you should apologize to it for comparing it to... ... ...oh wait, I see what you did there, very clever!!

24.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, according to jd vance, Canada must be way down at the bottom if on the chart at all. It'd be silly after he opened his stupid face, Canada wound up being in the Top 5 or something.

...it's almost like he's in a bullshit contest with his (pedo, syphallytic) boss

22.11.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First off: You using Thanos...he is WAY too cool to represent Jivani (and yes, I know Thanos killed billions of people, but like not in real life... so it's okay to like him more than Jivani)

Secondly: Why does right-wing = sub-human these days. Fed kids = more success! #science! #facts!

22.11.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOOM!! ... you totally nailed it!!

21.11.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, but it wasn't him behind the curtain. ๐Ÿคซ

#lyingspinelessuselessbastard
#sopunchable

19.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

such a punchable face he has... and no, before y'all start dimple-shaming me:

his face is so punchable, because his mouth is there, and when he talks... ... I'm sure everybody is following my line of reasoning

18.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

18.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well put, about Venezuela

...but I don't know about those penguins, they can be vicious bastards...wait, I read that incorrectly...I was thinking of Canada Geese

18.11.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As much of a waste of money an election would have been...

... the absolute booting to the nuts pp would have taken *chef's kiss*... would have been some serious sweetness

...but no not worth having an election

... maybe Carney can give him a weekly nut-kicking in Question Period.

18.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a pregnant lady from Toronto was flying to Vancouver (with doctor's blessing) and went into labour and delivered whilst flying in Saskatchewan airspace, that baby would forever cheer for the Roughriders...even if it never goes to Saskatchewan anytime in its life: THAT is one strong fanbase!

18.11.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10,000 new jobs! Or even half that, plus establishing an industry to supply the world...totally worth the 'inconvenience' of a mixed fleet. #pullyourheadsoutofyourassescanadiangenerals

... besides, we'll have a lot of former U.S.-based engineers here before long.

#wowtrumpisafuckinidiot

15.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't 'like' your statement, but you are 100% correct...unfortunately

...I feel that there will never be the grand comeuppance, that these people so richly deserve

13.11.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's the happiest widow I've ever seen...just sayin'

13.11.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But given the choice, I'd still punch Scheer's stupid face first.

Wow did we ever dodge a bullet!!

A Chrystia Freeland Medal of Selflessness needs to be established for the sacrifice she made for this country, she had to know that she wouldn't beat Carney for the leadership...but she f*cked pp!!

13.11.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given that almost EVERYBODY in the past few years has had classified documents (trump much much moreso than others), plus the Signal chat...is anything classified anymore?

... maybe one day it will exist again, dare to dream.

13.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I came here to say: "How old was he?"

...but your quote floored me

13.11.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's just crazy talk!! ๐Ÿ˜

09.11.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This administration should fear nothing more than people who have lost everything and don't care if they live or die

08.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No way!... last week when I heard they had significant debts I thought: "They should try to get an assignment on the proceeds"

... based on that result, now I'm thinking: "Somebody should gift me 10 pounds of gold"

(I'll inform all if that one comes to fruition)

08.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An oldie, but a goodie

08.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people said the ostriches were pets, yet they had no money to actually provide for them!

And...I used to hear the herd was 400, and yesterday I heard around 300... that attrition cost them up to $300,000 in compensation (max $3,000 per bird)

Should have culled and got out immediately.

08.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they STILL won't wisen up!!

...how many times does he have to kick them???

08.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah - the level of gullibility boggles the mind.

"Okay see, just like Mexico built the wall, he gonna tax other countries, and then cut taxes on the rich - because that's good - and then take all that foreign tax money and give it to us, because the makes sense...he a wizard!"

~ 'murican yokel

08.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daaaayum... that is so true!

07.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's a thought: we (Canada) don't do this inspection stuff, and just ban u.s. food products - arguing it is not safe to accept

I have not thought this through fully, would this act create a food desert anywhere in Canada?

(yes, I know u.s. would retaliate - but we still have food standards)

05.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LET THE EXODUS OF THE RACISTS BEGIN !!!

(because they promised to leave, and racists republicans wouldn't lie... would they?)

05.11.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go Banana Slugs!!!

(did I get the correct school?)

05.11.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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