Jish (irony enjoyer)

Movies should have a timer in the corner that tells you when the movie’s going to end

Kids should watch Freddy Got Fingered. They’d probably really like it

I’m all swagged out

White American Buddhists listed as most pretentious religious group

I’m going to NA as well as rehab because I’m becoming addicted to group therapy

I believe God exists depending on how well my computer works at my job

If you get offended by the name Barack Hitler, you’re going to Hell

Be as honest as possible, unless it’s really racist and you mean it

Bsky emailed me saying I should contact the Suicide Prevention hotline because of a recent post. You guys were a little late lol

Eat a mandarin orange instead

Last night Jim Norton was on Gutfeld defending Sidney Sweeney, probably because he’s a pervert

Reaching altered states of consciousness by jerking off

I’m a fiend for quotations

My Dad has never learned how to chill

But Doctor, I *am* a Lovable Dumbass

Feeling melancholy

Airbag by Radiohead on Apple Music Song · 1997 · Duration 4:47

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mamdani: we should improve society somewhat cuomo: yet i am a hypocrite sex pest! curious!

cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell

I’m in

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

I hope we never get rid of trains

Hear that train a-blowing

Isn’t it funny that the wifi stopped working after I got high?

We need to open film crews to working class guys again

Jesus Gonna Be Here (2023 Remaster) by Tom Waits on Apple Music Song · 1992 · Duration 3:21

Need to find a way to share this with my conservative, religious coworker who everyone hates

YouTube video by Billy Woods - Topic Lost Blocks

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People for whom life is harder are usually very nice

I like when hot girls are nice to me

I don’t know what you mean. I went to art school in NC

Sex Beat (Remastered 2020) by The Gun Club on Apple Music Song · 1981 · Duration 2:48

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