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ever think about how if you are homeless you are basically in public places 24/7?

08.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the guys on the street warned me not to tell anyone i worked on cellular biology simulation. i guess it might trigger some people with interesting delusions

08.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the real world some people are better at finding stuff. to me its similar to how some weapons have an β€œaccuracy” stat. combination of player and character skill

08.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Runzelstirn & GurgelstΓΈck live at Extreme Rituals, A Schimpfluch Carnival
YouTube video by mojuvideo Runzelstirn & GurgelstΓΈck live at Extreme Rituals, A Schimpfluch Carnival

THIS is antimusic, vid at top of thread is just temu music

08.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
graffiti on a bench that says β€œBUTT”

graffiti on a bench that says β€œBUTT”

BUTT

08.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.

08.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a β€œthe city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

08.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8971    πŸ” 1438    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 57

accidentally got something from the β€œweird aftertasteβ€œ section at whole foods

08.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

often i’ll take the light rail over to ikea just to get cheap swedish food and hang out in the cafe. its very pleasant and spacious compared to the other internet cafes in town

08.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

punch and judy show but there’s two big arms stage front like an fps and the audience can pull levers to pummel the puppets

07.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i lived. it would be impractical and unethical to make a field recording of the shelter, but perhaps i could recreate the sonic experience in a score for percussion and chorus, centered around the 3 am shouting match over the beeping microwave

07.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts

07.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first night in a homeless shelter, wish me luck

07.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31560    πŸ” 13595    πŸ’¬ 594    πŸ“Œ 1611

there’s about three that are pretty good, a great one that has bit rotted without a maintainer so it can’t run any more, and 50 mediocre 80% finished ones

this is the answer for most linux user facing software. stuff a unix dev wo spends all day in terminal would use is amazing and best in class

05.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the people that ride bikes faster than you spend fewer calories doing it?

05.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gable gobble, gable gobble, seven of us! seven of us!

04.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

dirt tuna

05.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

screw top hollow buttplug with a one hitter and matches inside

05.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact, because the outer part of the record goes faster (more vinyl passed over per revolution) the fidelity of records goes down the closer you get to the center, like the analog version of the bit rate getting lower

04.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when the food poison hits so hard you astrally project and see yourself from behind

04.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you use touch typing home position, your most agile finger (index) is unused, and your least agile finger (pinky) is split between left, crouch, and sprint. it is learnable but it is an ergonomic disaster

04.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

theres frequently good stuff on the criterion channel. lower selection but their curation is so much better

04.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

very likely that much like antifa, it’s more of a shared set of goals and tactics and a willingness to collaborate rather than a top down membership organization

04.02.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3) do you enjoy tranquilizers?

03.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a guard points a tranquilizer rifle at a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume prone on the ground

a guard points a tranquilizer rifle at a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume prone on the ground

a tiger in the zoo looks on as a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume is carried by in a stretcher

a tiger in the zoo looks on as a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume is carried by in a stretcher

03.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m partial to avant-fraggle

03.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and this all comes at the "low" cost of risking the lives and wellbeing of whatever scapegoats you pick

03.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

conspiratorial thinking is a cognitive trap, even when real conspiracies exist. it's a huge risk for motivated reasoning, and an easy loophole for delusions. in a social environment where comforting delusions are not just tolerated but encouraged, it provides a way to avoid emotional discomfort.

03.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ME WALKING INTO THE CASINO: Slot machines are all just Big Phone now

ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,

03.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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