At some point we stopped stuffing pizza crusts. We stopped dreaming.
01.06.2023 16:44 โ ๐ 153 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1
ICYMI, Mark Zuckerberg sold his soulโto the extent he ever had oneโto Peter Thiel in 2004, for $500K. โThe Facebookโ was just โhotornotโ for college.
Peter added billions in Russian money & turned it into the largest surveillance and behavior modification system on Earth.
08.01.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 161 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 6
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more ๐
23.01.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 15992 ๐ 3241 ๐ฌ 73 ๐ 58
Every white Gen X dad on the 2 train is just this dejected 57 year old with a hyperactive 3 year old kid.
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Poast
12.12.2024 16:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐ธ they, them ๐ธ just here for fun, but maybe Iโll post some textiles ๐ธ DMs are open ๐ธ
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