Alan

We only have your word for that though. 😁

Today Kevin I will confine my activities to watching leaves fall off my neighbours tree and wondering how long it's going to take me to sweep them all up. Fingers crossed we'll get a strong southerly wind and they will all fall into his garden instead. #mylifeisdull

Unfortunately it was just a follow through fart.

There is nothing charitable about the IEA.

Today Kevin, my day will probably resemble this monument

It will be interesting to see if Trump goes through with his threat of reducing funding now that Mamdani has won.

Today Kevin as it's Wednesday I will be trying to put a smile on my guitar teachers face probably not achieved by playing though.....🎸

Today Kevin, I will be getting my seasonal flu jab so fully expecting to have some incurable vaccine induced disease by the end of the day and will be working out how to stop Bill Gates tracking my every move.

Not the way I play it 😂

Today Kevin I have already completed the weekly shop, the window cleaner has been and this afternoon a heating engineer will be trying to sort out heat to my utility room rad. Apart from that Are You Gonna Be My Girl? .......that's not a request but what I shall be practising on the old gitarrrr.

Thinking and supporting Reform have no common areas in a venn diagram.

OI! I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm neither short or have hairy feet.....at least not after I've shaved them.

Today Kevin I wasted half the day waiting for you to ask what my day looked like 🤣

Today Kevin I will be watching England beat Australia at Twickers but only from the comfort of my sofa.

Purple Reign

The agent has made a statement today admitting that they were at fault so a non story at best.

Pleased you enjoyed them

As requested, unfortunately no Mandarin Ducks this year as the pond was under renovation and nearly empty 😕. Colours were lovely though and I've added Mandarin ducks from last year because that's how I roll......

There will if they pass my test of excellence 😁

Today Kevin I shall be visiting Burnham Beeches to photograph the Autumn colours and hopefully the Mandarin ducks that appear there at this time of year.

He also liked to block anyone who disagreed with him no matter how polite you were. I am tempted to ask my current MP if he is now the custodian of the constituency Bible but I suspect it has gone "missing". I have no idea why a constituency would even need a Bible especially one that cost £450!

James Sunderland ex Bracknell MP.

Funny how the Times and Daily Fail failed to report when my previous Tory MP spent £450 on a constituency Bible!! And that was true not a smear.

Today Kevin, it's Guitar lesson day except my teacher has phoned in sick. He claims it's not related to hearing me play but I'm not so sure.

I love a spreadsheet......

Today Kevin, outside it's a little bit dank, later I'm off to the bank but not until I've had a.....

..cup of tea obviously 😜

And WTF is being "inadvertently racist"?

Today Kevin I have completed the weekly shop and this afternoon will see a return to plumbing activities where I shall be having my ballcock fiddled with......

Today Kevin, I will be trying to get ALL my radiators heating after the system was drained on Friday! Why they ever thought 8mm microbore was a good idea I will never know!