Chris Nelson

Someone was telling me that they were on their way to a pet pharmacy. Pretty disappointed that I couldn’t go with them, since I’m certain that dogs in lab coats filling prescriptions would be adorable.

Nobody needs any more Richard Osman

A picture saying 'Nursery rhymes with Justin Fletcher'.

No it doesn't.

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado toast. Why sully wonderful toasted bread with that green dreck

Ad Astra. Brad Pitt whines for 2 hours

Country House. Damon Albarn makes my teeth itch on everything

THANK YOU

Not a politician but Geoff Boycott being a huge Katy Perry fan always pleases me too

What I don’t fully understand is the range he showed in League of Gentleman vs all his performances now being “Oh look, here’s Mark Gatiss doing what he believes to be ‘a voice’

Excellent analogy. The almost willful misunderstanding of what previously made them successful too.

That rings a bell. They mostly found him through reels and shorts of clips from the BBC, and now seek out every show they can find

Big sign of that is how many of my friends in the US love the show, most think it on a level with or superior to the best US style late night shows

Waking up in the US today it went like this

Oh great, Spurs won….why is everybody upset Spurs won?

100% and despite the image people have of them, their range of styles and sounds is pretty spectacular

“Stop saying Hawaii” whenever someone uses any noun repeatedly in a sentence

I’m torn between the funnier option, keeping Amorim or rehiring Ole, just to see that pattern repeat

The Simpsons Movie 2: Lets Listen to Harry Shearer struggling to do his voices for 2 hours

Bea Arthur’s torso photoshopped onto a USB plug

USB Arthur

I grin and bear Joe Root because of the talent, something about him has always got my back up, although significantly less since he lost the captaincy.

[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea] 1 KARL BENZ: OK guys - you’re gonna love this 2 KARL BENZ: So it’s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah? [Karl shows them a diagram of a car] 3 KARL BENZ: And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we don’t need to build two roads! 4 OTHER GUY: What’s down the middle? KARL BENZ: A white line. 5 OTHER GUY: So like, a white barrier… KARL BENZ: No a white line. Drawn on the floor.  6 OTHER GUY: And who’s piloting these machines? KARL BENZ: I was thinking: random members of the public. 7 [Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl] 8 OTHER GUY: Karl are you OK KARL BENZ: No listen it’s fine  9  OTHER GUY: You know we’re worried about you, don’t you?  KARL BENZ: No really it’ll work - 10 KARL BENZ: Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the world’s started ending because of the fumes it’ll all be normal. 11 OTHER GUY: Is that normal like the ‘commuter travel device’ you brought in last week which was just… 12 OTHER GUY:  …an iron maiden fired from a catapult? [The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult] KARL BENZ: THAT WOULD’VE WORKED! [ends]

Carl Benz has an idea

Aaaaaaand the likeability of the current setup takes a HUGE drop. He was doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

As glad as I am the courts will now nail him to the wall for the awful stuff he did, I’m frankly gutted he dropped the act

The audacity!

Was younger being audacious?

This account is just all bad velociraptor jokes now

Our cat doesn’t really know what to do. She just comes and sits/lies near us for a little while as if to say “is this it?” Then she wanders off to sleep elsewhere or eat any discarded plastic off the floor

tempt them back to room with banana

As long as he still does the iron claw in every role

The Fact she hasn’t left a trail of bodies in her wake in response speaks well of her

God’s own failson

Turned him into a Liverpool & Spain captain and legend on a FM19 save many moons ago

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