Jess Charlton

If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, it’s just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life 💕 🌈 ✨

By Bake Off I mean GBBO and by GBBO I mean “juh-bee-bo”

Bake Off is on again so I’m inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings.

There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.

So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.

28 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and I’ll probably watch it twice more this week

Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someone’s little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. ☮️ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

Screenshot of ew.com article detailing Rudy Giuliani’s recent car accident and related injuries, with a promo photo of Giuliani in an elaborate chicken version of a jack in the box costume - an astounding double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety. Caption of photo reads: “Rudy Giuliani is 'Jack in the Box' on 'The Masked Singer'.” The copy in the next paragraph reads: “Giuliani served as mayor of New York City from 1994-2001. After a failed presidential campaign in 2008, Giuliani closely allied himself with Donald Trump, briefly serving as an informal cybersecurity adviser during The Apprentice star's first term, and eventually joining his legal team.”

Incredible double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety.

It’s not a “trend” - it’s a prayer

I read this too fast and thought he was named Sucko 😂

A little boy who is wearing pajamas and exclaiming “we’re too excited to sleep!”

le vibe du jour

Hell yeah I’m a coastal elite:

Considerate
Observant
A real
Sweetie
Totally
Appreciative of the
Little things,

Even-keeled
Loving
Invested
Truthful
Everywhere else is landlocked

DJ Rian Souleles aka the Traveling Discotheque: former roommate, forever great dude

The ALT is true, I am a bitch

Team LOWER DECKS COMICS won a Hugo last night for WARP YOUR OWN WAY! I was very happy to accept it - and to wear the appropriate cufflinks for the occasion :0

Thank you so much to everyone at Worldcon, all the voters, and everyone involved in making the ceremony happen!!

Scriabin sounds like the name of a teacher at a wizard academy (complimentary)

21st Century Scherzo Man

Las Vegas was not and never shall be part of God’s plan for humanity, and this week he was like “this is on you guys,” and cranked the heat up to 109F. I tried to go to a pool party, I thought I was going to burst into flame

I am back at home and my cats are still adorable, thank u

A Natural Yeager at #STLV!

#startrek #greatesttrek #fods #friendsofdesoto

Human-made. See? Errors are very organic. Unless I’m programmed this way.

“UGH wtf tune your instrument before recording”
vs
“an out-of-tune instrument can be evidence the track is human-man rather than ai”
vs
“that’s exactly what the robits want you to think”

Stop complaining and get to work!

Devastated by the lack of Never Mind The Buzzcocks bits about Mick Hucknall supercuts on YouTube

The only things I like about summer are the way the sun glints off the Puget Sound, and the way every bite of watermelon absolutely whips

The age of Dustins truly has passed, hasn’t it?

Leela from futurama looks at a candy heart that says You matter even if you aren't making money

You always have and always will.

At least there are tone poems