max teeth

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

i vividly remembered turning the stove off because i had the thought, "lol, now that the stove is off, i can touch this hot pan. Just kidding, it doesn't work like that." but i convinced myself that i had somehow missed the knob or something

probably took a good year or two off my lifespan due to the stress of being absolutely convinced i forgot to turn the stove off before leaving my apartment for 9 hours (i did not forget to turn the stove off)

burned my thumb on a baking sheet. feeling like i need to retire to the countryside for six months to recover. i'm indisposed as hell right now

Guy who invented doing serious analysis on low culture

A duplex electrical outlet which has been totally painted over with white paint. The holes on the top outlet are filled with paint rendering it useless. The bottom outlet has a crack in the plastic. The metal screw plates are also painted over.

What is wrong with you

The level of not giving a shit it takes to paint over an electrical outlet is frankly astounding

i feel like if the electrical outlets in your apartment have been painted over your landlord should have to financially compensate you. Like not only to replace the outlets but also to ease the mental anguish of knowing they permitted a certified dumbass to paint the apartment before you moved in

Immigration officials allow suspect in $100M jewelry heist to self deport, avoiding trial Federal immigration authorities allowed a suspect in a $100 million jewelry heist believed to be the largest in U.S. history to deport himself to South America, a move that stunned and upset prosecuto...

a little laugh amidst the doom

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

probably not the right one to self-teach though

thinking about learning to play the trumpet..................

VERY LITTLE NEWS

pinky promise the next issue of my newspaper will come out tomorrow. and then the week after that, i'll be sending out a comics-only edition. it'll have been worth the wait! verylittlenews.org

There are but FOUR records left. Thank you for your voracity! If you want one, please pounce before they're gone forever. The music will always be free as in speech & beer both but this Art Object was made in limited quantities by limited humans.

technology has come so far and yet hold music still sucks. how is this possible

ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.

First watch: poster for Sanctuary, with Margaret Qualley in profile next to Christopher Abbot in 3/4 profile. Last watch: poster for Companion, with Jack Quaid in profile next to Sophie Thatcher in 3/4 profile.

interesting bit of poster symmetry in my letterboxd 2025 in review

i am simply overhearing the gay hockey show from another room so i'm not sure but i'm starting to get the feeling that every hockey player is gay

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

in the 603 (-_-)\m/

traffic cones are so adorable i struggle to put it into words. they are a manifestation of humanity's bottomless well of kindness and are sacred to me in ways most things are not. um. i think. anyway, i enjoy footage and pictures of traffic cones a normal amount

i really was like, okay maybe in the next 6 months i will see 1 interesting traffic cone to send them. it's been like a week and i have like a dozen traffic cone vids. when you have something on your radar you just start to notice the world more! plus it's a good excuse to carry my camera

i think it should be socially acceptable to cut the vents on someone's jacket if you do it really carefully

the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them

this is NOT the takeaway here!!!

wow linkedin has possibly the most heinous email notification preferences page i have ever seen. it should be illegal to make me click through a new page for all 50 different types of emails they want to send me

in my defense though. there was something else next to it. so i was looking at that thing instead.

spent the past week thinking ah damn, did i lose my pencil case? did it fall out of my bag on the train? did i leave it somewhere? what a shame. had some nice pens in there.

it was on my desk. which i have been sitting at for the past week. in plain view, on my desk, directly in front of my monitor