Turbo Sloth

Hell yeah it’s official you immortal

Evanescence wrote the song about you

Fun fact: The “FOX” in FOX News actually stands for Fake Outrage Xenophobia

God I can’t imagine parents having the energy left to cheat

I should add that I staged a comeback on the final day and won first place 🏆😃. More likely they’re wondering “Who the heck is Ben Pernick”?

Participating in #TGFBI is fun because like 2 days back when I was like “I was just knocked out of 1st by some guy named Bret Sayre? Who the heck does this guy think he is?”

And then I look him up and I’m like “Oh, apparently he’s the President and CEO of Baseball Prospectus. Whatever.”

At the end of Nadav’s play date with his friend, Noam’s mom said they have to go to visit Noam’s grandma. Nadav followed them & said “I’m coming too”.

Noam’s mom said “Sorry Nadav, but there’s no room in our car”. Without missing a beat, Nadav replied “That’s okay, I’ll go in place of Noam”. 🤣

ONE. NIGHT. AWAY. The Azrieli Center Amphitheater in the heart of Tel Aviv is expecting to sell out, which is where I’ll be performing (not in this storage closet)

note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator

Meanwhile federal law enforcement is now happy to wear masks to avoid identification even though they were ready to arrest citizens for wearing them for health reasons

I entered a best ball double-up where the top 6/12 teams get double their money regardless of place.

I’m currently in 1st. And it’s infuriating

Also more named Warming & Blaze

There are more current MLB players named Braxton (1) than there are named Brian (0)

In America, we don’t use federal agents to intimidate citizens out of participating in their own democracy. Yet more than a dozen Border Patrol agents showed up Thursday in downtown LA at a rally Gov. Gavin Newsom held on congressional redistricting an event that had nothing to do with immigration.

Tomorrow isn’t just another day it’s our chance to speak out and prove we won’t be silenced. ✊ If you’ve ever thought, “someone needs to do something,” tomorrow is your moment.

The rock hit “Remedy” by Seether really put the topic of erosion on the map.

It was quite groundbreaking

So, no national guard on January 6th, but definitely on August 11th. Makes total sense.

First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.

we're gone from "we're not cutting Medicaid" to "if you lose Medicaid you deserve it"

Panel 1: Shen is pointing and yelling at a hooded figure in a dark purple cloak with a metal buckle, and glowing red eyes within the darkness of the hood. The figure is carrying a large scythe. Shen is yelling "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!!" Panel 2: The figure partly lifts the hook of his cloak to reveal that he is just a normal, fairly pale human, albeit with red irisis (possibly contacts), purple hair, and decorative choker spiked bracelets. He responds "actually, I'm just a goth farmer." Panel 3: Shen points the other way and, with a shocked expression, yells "OH MY GOD IT'S SATAN!!!" Panel 4: There is a red-skinned man whose messy red hair vaguely makes the shape of horns. He is wearing a spiky choker, a t-shirt the sleeves of which end in a bit of fishnet, and dark red overalls with a pentagram symbol. He has a pitchfork. He responds "actually I'm a goth farmer with a sunburn." Panel 5: Shen points a third direction and yells, again with a shocked expression, "OH MY GOD IT'S CTHULHU." Panel 6: It actually is Cthulhu. He's wearing a blue sweatshirt with a wave symbol in the middle and drinking strawberry bubble tea. He says "sup."

Let them eat cake.

In a single game, Yandy, Chandler and Aranda all got hurt.

A terrible day for Rays hitters with “and” in their name.

Stay strong ArandaYandaChandla 💪

I used to be all Boom Shakalaka and now I’m more like Boom MatchaLatte

Sega Dreamcast: Do a Crazy Grift!

14 years ago, I joined some Rutgers grads and jumped off a 30-foot high abandoned railroad bridge (into a river) to conquer my fear of heights. I took a risk, but I was okay and my life forever changed.

From then on, I realized that taking risks in life is a dumb idea and I never took one again.

In a world of beefy lads, he’s a vegan burger 🌱

Beeftacular dumper