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a pig on the internet

38 Followers  |  52 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 18.02.2024  |  1.7238

Latest posts by demimax.bsky.social on Bluesky

I saw someone say "foodslop" the other day and nearly lost my shit because we haVE A TERM FOR "FOODSLOP," ITS CALLED "SLOP"

28.07.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay but eggs are actually out of the budget now tho

15.02.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"By popular demand, Overwatch is adding lootboxes again" has the vibes of "Teens are no longer smoking cus they're just vaping instead"

14.02.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy V-Day to all the trans people named V

14.02.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it kinda feels like a remastered set for a block we never got

01.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should make menthol flavored Pez

29.01.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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doing a quick replay before i play the dlc

03.12.2024 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its crazy how most people have straight up bad sex

01.12.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yknow, maybe i could use some tenderness nowadays

22.11.2024 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of insane how Audacity is just completely free and also top of the class at what it does, on top of hardly changing over the years. Like someone just made a good and functional program and it's just there for you.

22.11.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this otter with the pink text is such a fatass, such a fucking asshole

18.11.2024 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

little debbie needs to quit fucking around and make a variety pack

15.11.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this shit is squirting so fucking hard. love that lil dude in the corner makin it squirt.

15.11.2024 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he works at culvers

14.11.2024 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg this all is infinitely better w the small font

14.11.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but THIS is ACTUALLY magic as garfield intended

14.11.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk how tumblr works

14.11.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what bluesky needs:
>a blue mode
>the option to separate friends and internet celebrities into different feeds
>friends

14.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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there are cigarettes everywhere for those with eyes to see

14.11.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if the greenster turned you green

05.11.2024 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The List Sen Triplets vs Alara Reborn Sen Triplets

01.11.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new shoooooooooooes

17.10.2024 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neon Binary Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Gender

11.03.2024 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went and checked my OnlyFans, and saw you still subscribed. Went over to my OnlyHaters, and no one was there..............

10.03.2024 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one day they'll make a strapon that you can piss through

29.02.2024 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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people will drink cow lactate, but as soon as i bring up butch piss im the weird one

28.02.2024 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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