stabbyv7

David Lynch -- absolute generational talent, he understood the world better than any of us could. I'll see you on the flipside, buddy.

I miss the times where I would be called a flaming homo if I enjoyed a certain movie.

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is some good shit.

You should need a license to breathe clean air.

The human mind is an eternal interview between you and yourself.

The recommended intake of bullets is 0.

We should make another Voyager probe but shoot it directly below us, just to see if there's anything at the bottom of the universe.

Every time you blink, a new alternate reality is created where you didn't blink just then. This means that there is a version of yourself that has never blinked, ever.

Has anyone made this yet?

No human was killed, only an insurance CEO.

I only started tracking the passage of time last month. I have no idea how everyone's already at year 2024.

Time flies by when you're having fun, which means that time slows down when you're not having fun. This indicates that there must be a point where, if you have completely zero fun, then time slows down to a halt.

Sorry, my phone number lies on the complex plane and you would need to analytically continue your phone in order to call me. Just text me instead.

Glad that fucker's dead. Hopefully more of this will come to fruition soon.

i cannot fucking believe you just went gentle into that good night when i specifically told you not to

Usually, I pirate games I find interesting and play them for an hour or two to give them a test drive before I purchase them. On minute 5 of Balatro I already decided I wanted to buy this game twice.

Balatro: I played 20 minutes of it and I feel like I'm already addicted to it. Insanely well designed game.

Entropy is my best friend.

Heya! (Is this too late?)

Membrane.

I'm splitting here, jack.