Elizabeth Weitz

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Just watched clips of Zelenskyy having to endure the stupidest assholes in the world in the Oval Office & so…WW3 is gonna happen huh?

I swear to Jeebus, if they do this, I will figure out how to create/release the Kalavirus from 12 Monkeys.

I really hope that if those people are told they are getting rehired, they say “Great, for a 12% raise I’ll be there tomorrow”.

Everything sucks. So here’s my dog. ❤️

He misspelled “mediocrity”

If I’m ever arrested for calling ElonMusk a C*nt, I will be performing the entire monologue of “Democracy Manifest/Succulent Chinese Meal” as I am being put into the cop car. (Image by artist nordacious)

Because the trial starts next month, let’s not forget to scream #FreeLuigiMangioni as loudly as possible & fuck up the jury selection.

This is a horrible pic but this beauty flew in right outside my bedroom door (I think it’s a Cooper’s Hawk). I absolute love that in the middle of the 3rd largest city in PA, my mountain house that backs up to a wildlife preserve, makes me feel like I am a cottage witch deep in the forest.

Patel has the eyes of a serial killer and the intelligence of a discarded rock covered in shit.

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Damn.

It would be a real shame if he “accidentally” got “embedded” into some pavement…while on camera.

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Explaining to my 80 yr old mom that her coffee is probably going to become significantly more expensive & she might want to start thinking about cutting back a bit was a lot of fun. She looked me in the eye & said “Well I’m just gonna die then”. No one is more extreme than a Boomer

I love Philly.

I bring my husband back to my home state as much as possible and this is my favorite of his of the Peter Iredale.

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So, I’m spending my time yelling at white women doing nazi salutes, looking for egg substitutes, researching alt news sources in order to stay up on public health & actual factual news & joining underground organizing movements that will apparently let me know what district I will end up in 😳

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I really miss the days when all I had to worry about was syncing my XTC high to hit right at the moment the DJ spun the song Warm Leatherette.

Whenever a white guy gets excited by DEI getting obliterated, I already know he is mediocre at everything he does & can’t stand being reminded of it by actually talented & skilled people.

Oh damn, I can’t finish painting the wall since the cat has claimed the tarp…guess I’ll go and read a book for the rest of the day

For everyone who found that they were automatically following both Vance & Trump on IG even after unfollowing the account, the same is happening with the FLOTUS account. I never followed that account at all previously, I just saw that I was. Check everything & BLOCK.

Sweetheart, Musk has openly & publicly supported Germany’s far right party the AfD. Germany has denounced both Musk & the AfD. The Deutsches Museum in Munich removed a portrait of him YESTERDAY. You are desperately searching for reasons to support him & failing.

Retire.

Just a reminder that Psych’s Twin Peaks homage episode “Dual Spires” (S5E12) stars a bunch of TP Alumni & is an absolute delight (BTW, Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directed a few episodes of the show as well)

This one

Trump spent years wanting to ban TikTok & now has reversed course. Facebook apparently added themselves to TikTok BEFORE the ban took effect. The CEO of TT is going to the inauguration. Zuck is having an inaug party. Are we seeing what’s about to happen here?

Curtis is the corporeal form of “Cover Your Drink When This Guy Is Around”

The other day I was like “I should really start a backyard farm and build raised beds” & my husband reminded me I’m a 50yr old with arthritis & I’m filing for divorce on Monday because I will not be gaslit like that when I know I am 25.

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.

God Fucking Dammit. I already HATE 2025 but this pushes it into Murderous Rage. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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If you hear anyone complain about DEI or celebrate corporations doing away with DEI policies, just know they are a mediocre person with very limited skills & they are aware of it.