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Hayley Anderton

@desperatereader.bsky.social

Reads books, sell books, buys books, knits, grumbles a bit, cooks a bit.

616 Followers  |  625 Following  |  675 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.0309

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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingโ€”
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiโ€”
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

10.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13253    ๐Ÿ” 4739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224
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Romantic History: Balmoral

This is really fascinating especially the tiny bit about the establishmentโ€™s fascination with the exotic and that exotic changing fashion. So the orientalism of the Brighton Pavillion becomes Balmoral Castle.
Plus รงa change
open.spotify.com/episode/6Y6Q...

01.12.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Loved by booksellers and readers from day one, THE ARTIST by Lucy Steeds is our #BookOfTheYear 2025 & THE CAFE AT THE EDGE OF THE WOODS by Mikey Please is our Children's #BookOfTheYear! ๐ŸŽ‰

& Gift of the Year is Tim Siadatan's PADELLA! ๐ŸŽ

Find them here: www.waterstones.com/category/cul...

27.11.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Ghost Story for Christmas Eve this year is M R James's "An Episode of Cathedral History".
It'll be livestreamed at 7pm (UK) but available to watch anywhere, anytime after that. Simply register and pay-what-you-can here
christmascathedralghosts.eventbrite.co.uk

art by Paul Lowe

23.11.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Murder in a West End boutique? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘  Inspector Charlesworthโ€™s on the case. This monthโ€™s Crime Classic, Death in High Heels, dives into fashion, ambition, and fatal secrets.
Available today: shop.bl.uk/products/death-in-high-heels

Ed: @martinedwardsbooks.bsky.social

10.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1961 club badge (13-18 April 2026)

1961 club badge (13-18 April 2026)

The next club is announced! Next April, we are reading from 1961 #1961Club

27.10.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.

30.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1615    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

That this exquisite chalk stream should be polluted with e-coli, pesticides, cleaning products, industrial chemicals, medicines + toiletries is a tragedy beyond words that could be prevented by improving sewage systems so wastewater is treated 3 times - enough to remove most chemicals + pathogens

29.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This collection of interwoven stories is like a fever dream and Gummerson is an English Vonnegut. I assure you that this statement will make complete sense to you by the time you've reached, I'd say, page 6. What a bloody delight.

This collection of interwoven stories is like a fever dream and Gummerson is an English Vonnegut. I assure you that this statement will make complete sense to you by the time you've reached, I'd say, page 6. What a bloody delight.

Thanks to @adamjfarrer.bsky.social for this brilliant review of Saltburn @renardpress.com - โ€˜an English Vonnegutโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜Š

30.10.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No I donโ€™t, you chucklefucks, I want Norma Jean to be able to rest in peace without a bunch of technoghouls turning her corpse into a marionette.

15.10.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This terrifying #yokai is actually a blood-drinking vampire tree.
#LegendaryWednesday

15.10.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Endorsed happily. See the film, it is a delight. It *brings* delight.

11.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I needed a break to realise I mostly do it to help my own memory. I thought about substack but the more I read about it the less I like the sound of it.

10.09.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will miss your posts. Have also been posting much less and considering if I should carry on, I think I will for now as I've kind of missed it over the last month

10.09.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

once again, please hire historians

[alt text: an image of Ben & Jerry's "Black and Tan" ice-cream]

03.09.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came back from Scotland today after 2 weeks away. Every bridge we passed had union or George cross flags on it as soon as we crossed the border. It wasn't like that going up. Depressing

31.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will talk more on this in the coming weeks. but I'll be back at the TALES OF THE WEIRD festival this November. Thrilled to have been asked back, and you'll be able to buy my 'lost' Christmas Ghost Stories anthology ILLUSIONS OF PRESENCE and get them signed by me there.

28.08.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely loving the Shetland weather, and it smells incredible here - floral and salty

21.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, this bear has SEEN THINGS

19.08.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ILLUSIONS OF PRESENCE has a cover!!

Really happy with how this one has turned out, it's going to be *THE* book to get this Christmas!!

Links to order below! Please share this one far and wide!

#christmasghoststories #santasshinyshiny

19.08.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
A collection of balls of yarn

A collection of balls of yarn

Been buying yarn, its so pretty

19.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just saw someone sincerely arguing that they need AI bc they don't have "natural" artistic talent and idk how to make you understand that nobody comes by this shit naturally. it's just...work. it's being bad at it for a really, really, really long time. it's intention, pursued over time! wtf!!!

17.08.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4342    ๐Ÿ” 1299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130
Landscape emerging from cloud cover and the sea

Landscape emerging from cloud cover and the sea

Early morning Shetland behind those clouds

17.08.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Aberdeen harbour

A picture of Aberdeen harbour

Leaving Aberdeen, heading for Shetland. Fine night for it

16.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ever wondered what difference booksellers make compared to algorithms this is it.

16.08.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Bluestocking 379: The economics of writing a book Infinite scroll means infinite ad inventory

"One thing that does sell books? Being a Waterstones Book of the Month... find whoever is in charge of this choice & sleep with them"

This reflection on the state of publishing & publicity by the great @helenlewis.bsky.social should be required reading for writers.
open.substack.com/pub/helenlew...

16.08.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The thing you should take away from that headline about how a huge proportion of these people already have convictions for violence is that the cops already know who most of them are, because they regularly arrest them in the town centre and theyโ€™re regularly called out to their houses.

16.08.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a difficult time to not be that keen on pistachios

04.08.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really is. I loved that book, partly because in places she's quite provocative. Interesting to find that a lot of people I recommended it to struggled with that and how there isn't an easy redemptive arc in it.

02.08.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one thing I really liked about Sally Husband's Sea Bean - nature isn't a cure, it isn't redemptive, it's not always even accessible, but it's a point of focus

02.08.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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