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Shenanigans, and you know this,,,, mayne...

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Oi vey

03.05.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can address her as Sammy love

03.05.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dick is literally bionic 🤣😅😂

03.05.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay drunk it's doing wonders for you.

03.05.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Lol, as my girlfriend is reading this conversation we are laughing at your expense. From paradise too boot. No I'm doing just fine.

03.05.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cunts

03.05.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe

03.05.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Girlfriends, HA I've been married twice. Puhlease with your girlfriend nonsense. 🤣😅😂

03.05.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got one part right, the moving on thing. 🤣😅😂

03.05.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think you're overthinking it

03.05.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may or may not be still laughing.

03.05.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Holiday extravaganza

19.04.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My new neighbor

28.03.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24.03.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol

22.03.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😅😂🤣 zactly, you have to talk to the sauce. I told the sauce I braved life and limb and it had better co.e out good.

22.03.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah it took me an extra 15 minutes to get home but that's ok I sat there thinking about how good my sauce was gonna be.

22.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only thing was they didn't have pancetta so I had to use thick cut bacon and I witnessed a police shooting as I was leaving the store,lol. Well, heard the shots. Three of'em. Guess the deputy hit the guy. I just heard one shot, then a second two quick ones. Then the response I knew what had happened

22.03.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On the stovetop on low yepyep

22.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah it came out great. I let it cook for three hours. 🤌

22.03.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bolognese perfection 🤌

22.03.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The attack on the bird app today was not the home team. I know they took credit but the powers that be knew they would. That was all an excercise and a precursor to shutting off Ukrainian starlink.

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Look'it it

08.03.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I feel like they've been watching me

05.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at me,,, I am the captain now

03.03.2025 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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