t0ker 🇨🇦

SIGNS OF A STROKE TWISTED MOUTH ARM PARALYSIS INCOHERENT SPEECH "I love Microsoft Teams."

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer standing and holding balloons next to a man in a cherry picker. Text reads "These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker"

Stunning new images of The Louvre jewel thiefs obtaining the construction equipment used for their daring heist

Picture of the nativity showing baby jesus with his hand on someone's head

that baby strong as fuck holding him down like that

A young child is pictured next to bold text that reads, "Right now, the need for blood is rising." The name "Sophie" and the phrase "blood recipient" are also visible.

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

A tambourine sits in a shower caddy.

I like to close the set with “Daydream Believer.”

You wanna get the wings off the buffalo early before they start flying around shitting on cars.

Drawing of a corvid with a baby corvid

Support your local murder

I know rythmic rocking to self soothe is meant only for people with certain neurological conditions. But what if I set it to music and pretended it was a new type of dance yoga and charge people money to learn it?

Honest words may not be flattering but flattering words are rarely honest.

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

news lately

using ai to create social media posts about the importance of independent thinking

I could be skinnier but then I would just be hungry and that doesn’t sound like fun...

I'm going to need to bump this a bunch over the next few days, sorry. 🙃

The need is real, and I do not have much funds coming in.

(I appreciate any/all help/shares.)

Teach the children.

@t0kerfr0g.bsky.social

I’m beginning to suspect that when this is all over none of us will have won.

*gestures at the world*

Kicking myself for missing that important societal moment when "appetizers" became just "apps."

The hardest part of teaching my wife to drive has been: max 50 equals 60, max 80 equals 100, and max 100 means "we don't stop for cops, there's a lot of drugs in this car"

This constant, frenzied race to the very fucking bottom, where the *moment* a person becomes aware of a candidate they feel intense FOMO and latch on for dear life no matter what horrors are revealed, because the election cycle never ends and you can't miss out on all that money.

In the US, the election cycle never ends. The day after the election the candidates already file for their next campaign, this is literally what trump did day 1 of his first term.

“I’ll see what I can do,” or as I also like to say, “I won’t be doing anything”

They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.

me and the homies buying each others art

In my alternate-ending "Titanic" script, the ship and iceberg overcome their differences, become best pals, and solve mysteries together.