Nimjeh Moe

Mummy Nimjeh wanted to know what Onlyfanz was. I just told her don’t look for it. It’s not for you. She’s so innocent. She’s bright though. Taught her well that teh internet is forever and she’s properly paranoid about giving out info.

That’s the thing, I think that some of these demented brainwashed cultists might be at the point they would have zero qualms at being so heartless.

I is shorn. Auntie Nimjeh attacked me wid a flowbee ‘n a rwazor. Dumped a full toupee in teh trash, lil’ nimjeh’s hairz got way too long.

Prwetty day. Hasn’t gone into full leaf sludge season yet.

…Lil’ nimjeh will be gone for a week while Brother Nimjeh at my place. If the airplanes are running for me.

*dumps chocolate into tineh suitcase* Gots a ton of Cadbury in case I stuck in airport. Brother Nimjeh coming over to my place for gawd knows how long. If the airplanes still running or a typhoon doesn’t fark fings up…

Acted as the emotional support nimjeh of Auntie Nimjeh while she got her eyes checked. She had put it off for years and now she’s getting new glasses. Took her to my optometwrist. A bunch of sweet knowledgeable ladies. She’s getting her eyes dilated at different time ‘cause today was too much.

I’m supposed to have Fanksgiving wid Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh. But, hoping the fucking hoomanz get their shit together to pay the air traffic contrwollers and TSA agents so lil’ nimjeh can go.

Since lil’ nimjeh gots deers meat, can make real mincemeat pie for Uncle Nimjeh to bake off for Thanksgiving.

*cuts a slice of quiche with sword* Here Sister Nimjjeh.

Gots deers meat! Cleaning Nimjeh cleaning out her freezer. Her husband hunts deer ‘n elk. She bringing more meat on our cleaning day. Hoping for elk. One of lil’ nimjeh’s favorite meats.

Soups on! *shakes tineh sword* Cheesy brwoccoli soup!

*simgs* Breakfast.

…Found my pumpkin.

Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to multpile nurseries to find pretty plants.Was pouring rwain...

*coughs into tineh hand* truck nuts.

I’m a nimjeh. Sewage systems with routine maintenance are smexy. I don’t want to be Oregon Trailed by dysentery.

Stealing food is not stealing it’s surviving. And I saw nofing.

Hopefully the medicinal shampoo stops Pupper Nimjeh from itching ‘n nibbling her belly, legs and pits. First bath. Bath every week.

Held Pupper Nimjeh in air jail for 10 minutes to keep her from licking the shampoo off her legs and belly while Auntie Nimjeh lathered ‘n rinsed. Had to use tineh pitcher. Sprayer freaked her out. She hates being wet as much as she hates the hair dryer. Tuckered out after medicinal sink baf.

He makes Nosferatu look like Mr. Congeniality.

Cereal why dat stupid punctuation? *autocorrect chews a rag drooling while Moe dusts*

…putting sheets over all my furniture for when teh boys pee. They is Yorkies, Joe ‘n Lil’ Mac.

Today lil’ nimjeh deep cleans. Yesterday Cleaning Nimjeh was ill, her gigantic trwibe of teeny tiny nimjeh’s infected her so she didn’t come. Today Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh coming wid teh boyz…

Fanks. Been chugging tea like a tineh madman ‘cause gots the aunties coming for an overnight stay then vaccine day happening after.

How did I even do dat? My lungs are betraying me again in the trwaditional bout of upper respirwatory bullshit. So lil’ nimjeh is making soup. Some how snapped off one of the handles of teh can opener.

He never painted in the wasps that are definitely buzzing near that lady. There’s always at least one mushy apple under the apple tree in fall covered in wasps.

Oh electric bikes are kinda bullshit anyway because they can accelerate too fast to course correct and elderly people can easily be yeated off them.

At least with a Vespa you could be a stylish dork. This is just sad.

Talked Auntie Nimjeh into getting a Costco sized amount of gouda for
Uncle Nimjeh. He’s nothing, but skin and bones, he’s a tineh old manz. *Uncle Nimjeh burbles happily nomming a grilled cheese*