Rory with a story

Wind-assisted. Doesn't count as an official WR.

What is a urinal, but a hole? He escaped! He is no longer stuck.

Yes boss, sorry boss. Won't do it again boss.

Ballet is 19th century Russian MTV

Someone teach that boy how to hold a baby!

YouTube video by Garbage Time We made our own Electric Car.

@kiwiev.bsky.social These guys did an EV conversion in an afternoon. What's taking you so long? youtu.be/gv8-Z0bNxfQ?...

Sooo... Something like, but not quite Indy Kaila... Andy Taylor? Mindy Bailor? Hello Sailor?

Szobo: "Quid pro quo, lads: you share your minutes, I share my hair care routine"

One point is all it takes,
To bring number twenty home,
Liverpool back on their throne,
Back on our perch where we belooooong!"
"One point, and it’s ours today,
You'll never take our crown away,
Reds are dancing, we’re on our way —
Number twenteeeeey!

#lfc #chatgpt #ynwa

Wake me when my jacquard loom has finished its eye roll algorithm

Iraola is one of the standout managers in the Premier League. I have huge admiration for him. Should be a great match. Just wish I could guarantee the 3 points for Arne's mighty Reds.

... Who wants beans on toast?

Mist opportunity for 45 minutes from #LFC, then Cody Gakpo led them out of the fog. Plenty of room for improvement in the second half

Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe

The two four is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. So why do they have a lock on the door?

The last Goodison derby. Anything could happen

Love that song

Games together/assists
Firmino 245/14
Mane 223/17
Gakpo 81/8

Mo has been a more effective partner for Cody than anyone else

They will be massively up for the last Goodison derby, and we looked mentally tired against Newcastle. It's not going to be a cake walk

Kelleher has been great, but Alisson's one on one ability and distribution is the best in the world.

YNWA, e hoa

He's like a right sided Robbo

Surely Everton have players who the fans love even though they're a bit shite? Oh, wait...

a cartoon character named perry the platypus stands in front of gears Alt: a cartoon character named Phineas dances in front of gears

Everybody loves the Greek Scouser! The Americans even made a cartoon show about him. Here he is ghosting past Seamus Coleman at Goodison

David Seymour is a con man and he's playing a shell game with the constitutional foundation of Aotearoa/New Zealand. #tetiriti

Yes, please. Although, the emergence of Gravenberch changes the perspective a bit. I think the key thing is to bring in players who don't unbalance the team

There's no such thing as a fish

Arne Slot's #LFC are like a tsunami: they take longer than you expect to build momentum, but once they do, they're devastating.

Ngā Kurakura o Hinenuitepō (Aurora Australis) over tī kōuka (cabbage tree) and harakeke (flax) near Timaru, Aotearoa New Zealand

Last night, just south of my place. My Sony camera still does better than my pixel phone