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Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens

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β€œGermany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German)”

Good luck with getting anywhere near their money back.

Hence won’t happen

18.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to a London Transport museum tour:

In WW2 80% of men, & 50% of women smoked in the UK!

Furthermore:

In 2023 it’s reported 14% of men & 10% of women smoked

16.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m angrier with Alan Gunn than Clattenberg.

I said to anyone who would listen, that in 90 & 16 we lost out on decisive wrong decisions, & said we’d need a big ref break in 25 to win & lo it was the case & 3rd time lucky

15.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not corruption. You're paranoid if you believe that.

It's mistakes and WITH VAR there are STILL mistakes (which saved us the FAC).

I accept more right decisions are made.

My point is, for what it takes away from celebrating goals IN the stadium, it's not worth it for what it takes away

15.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Decisions with VAR 96% right
Decisions w/o VAR 88% right

For me, as a match going fan, the minimal 12% improvement is not enough for what VAR takes away in the stadium.

Adds to the TV experience - who cares?

FAC errors w/o VAR owe more to refs now OVER relying on VAR & delaying decisions

15.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What are these I keep seeing in the street? Something to do with E Cigs?

14.02.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is part of people trying to paint London as some apocalyptic hellscape.

Us that live here know it's NOTHING like these haters try to paint it & it's the most wonderful place to live, not perfect, but miles better than so many places

London working shows their world views are wrong

13.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drawing at Bees, in the form they’re in, is a title achieving result for Arse

12.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baleba still linked with Β£100m move in summer despite bang average form all season.

Yet CPFC will be lucky to get Β£80m for Wharton.

Weeds fees massively over-inflated, it’s ridiculous.

Weeds valued Robert Sanchez at Β£70m?! Seriously!

They make up values for players & clubs pay often pay it

12.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, he did say it at the start of the season!

12.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bees mate says he's their next star

12.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So much for starting an OG run

11.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Th elevel of support the likes of Uche & Pino get from the fans, with the songs they sing them is completely unwarranted by anything they've done on the pitch.

Pino is the nearly man & I hold hope some of those nearlies might come off in future

But I have no time for Uche. He's absolutely terrible

11.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe, he put some decent cut backs across second half which was more than most.

I'm really just feeling he's a shadow of the irresistible force he was

11.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Munoz particularly miles off. Like a different player.

Sarr was abysmal from start to finish

I'm not one who believes Daichi ever has 'run the show' but though he was okay tonight & we'd have been better had he been able to stay on

11.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some absolute stinkers of performances.

Sarr

Richards

Wharton

Munoz

Lerma

Pino (again)

Uche (as ever)

Johnson (when will he turn up)

No ides why OG took off Guessand?! Has he got an aversion to anyone dribbling past opponents? He really seems to

11.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will be VERY interesting to hear OGs post match comments; their tone & tenet.

He's absolutely lost his mind with ridiculous series of substitutions that only served to stifle our threat.

I have an iota of hope for Pino, but if I never see Uche again it'll be too soon.

11.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been going a LONG time & I've never seen anything quite like that

11.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they wonder why Man United is a shitshow where the sums don't add up.

11.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't possibly be less interest in an inconsequential narcissist who decides not to cut his hair in relation to his team's performance.

There's better things to do in this world than highlight morons with publicity

11.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some absolute nonsense going on over on Sky about the spurs job

11.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you believe Scottie the Hottie will suddenly play with attacking intent.

Probably plan to frustrate us for as long as possible. Hope for a goal. If they don't get it go for it at the end.

I'm convinced we'll be facing a frustrating low block tonight

11.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine Wilson managing to govern in today's climate?

With the daily, hourly, minutely criticism on Social Media?

I don't think he'd have lasted at all

11.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the question is: have all our PMs since Cameron (to be generous to him) been inadequate? He was last to be elected & serve a full term

There's certainly a case for this, particularly with BJ & Truss

But is the climate, of Social Media, & wider Media, making it impossible to govern the UK?

11.02.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My counter to your fair point Sam, would be, what about the nature of the media? Are the medias in those countries having the same dynamics as here?

And I don't want to blame media, as that's unfair, but I do think the points in this letter about SM & Media are v pertinent.

11.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hardly any fans are 'happy' with their clubs performance in Prem?

Arse obvs, but nervy about title

Leeds doing v well

SAFC doing excellently

Which other fan bases are 'happy'? Villa? Bees?

11.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's about perception, but the differential in emotions & feelings a single win v Weeds versus losing, is disproportionately high (yes it's a rivalry).

The difference a single result makes is absurd.

So many clubs only a bad result, or performance away from this manufactured crisis

11.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Weeds are talked of being on brink of Europe. One loss later they're the latest crisis club & their mgr is under heavy fire.

We seem in a place where fans & media alike, this season, have absurd B&W thinking. No shades of grey.

Most clubs seem to have had a spell they were in 'crisis' this year.

11.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This season seems ridiculous in the perception of clubs.

The vast majority of fans are not happy with their clubs achievements. So many clubs are described as being in 'crisis'.

So you have Dyche winning Manager of the Month then talked about being in danger of sack

11.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloke behind me at Weeds (kid) had a right downer on Pino.

Considerably justified.

But telling Pino he's shit for not winning a back post header against a combination of the keeper and a defender?

Come on.

Mind you, one of those behind us insisted Sarr was not fast.

So what can you do?

10.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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