@scotchsailor.bsky.social
Middle-aged skater and graphic designer.
Huh. Some people just appear way taller on camera, for sure. But this thing that I know I noted when we met was he was we was definitely taller than Jeremy Klein and Gonz.
08.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Met him long ago and I think under 6 ft but not by much.
08.12.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0C’mon people, *everyone* thinks faster than they speak.
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Stoked to finally share my annual Skateober edit for 2025. It’s still spooky season somewhere, right?
youtu.be/dc65jrUFyw8?...
One more TED talk oughta do it.
25.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This, canonically, seems exactly like something Satan would do to test your faith.
25.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alt timeline ‘Bawitaba’:
“My name is Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,
Will Smith!”
I also snowboard occasionally. “Boardsman”, please.
21.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I counted 16 board breaks in the intro to the video I put out in 2009. I think I’ve seen one broken board in the last three years.
18.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how much fun it is when only a little part of him dies. I don’t think we are ready for the big show
15.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0We’re talking Spanish giallo, filmed in France, dubbed in English over here!
14.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
and on the BONUS @scotchsailor.bsky.social returns as we try to forget the eldritch horror of Hugh Grant trying out a mob accent in MICKEY BLUE EYES (1999)
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
One of them finally gets a girlfriend and it drives the other into an unquenchable murderous rage.
05.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t realize Frankenstein (novel) was mostly two incels beefing like, “no, *I* hold the greatest sorrow in the world bro”
05.11.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People used to eat tapioca pudding all the time. Happy that era’s over.
05.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me in hell: “WHERE IS DICK CHE….oh. There he is…seated right on the throne, huh?”
04.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05:30 am for me
03.11.2025 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
anthropomorphic clock being threatened by figures with an axe and a hammer, caption reads SMASH YOUR CLOCKS! ending time opens all possibilities
PSA
05.11.2023 14:41 — 👍 4135 🔁 1096 💬 31 📌 43
We did it
02.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Halloween with @itsdiane.bsky.social
01.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drink review.
24.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putting “FREE FIREWOOD” on Marketplace with a photo and location as I leave town, and still getting 30 messages going, “is this available?” Motherfucker, GO GET IT
23.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s fishing for some kind of “hey man, anyone ever tell you you look like Andrew Reynolds?” convo.
21.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When people say, “God is real”, that’s a testament to faith. “Science”, a broad observation and study of the natural world, doesn’t need a qualifier. Utter nonsense, and so easy to ridicule.
20.10.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I figured out what irks me about “science is real”, and it’s that you never have to say that about a real thing.
20.10.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re showing us they’re rigging the thing while saying “what are you gonna do about it?” with the national guard at your doorstep. The No Kings protest is good only to show we *can* mobilize. At some point, the people are gonna have to do *something*.
16.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1SCOTUS is set to gut the voting rights act, and the GOP effectively purchased the voting machines. If everything happening is leaving you confused (why they do ____ to the ____??) , it’s because they’re never planning on leaving office.
16.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Classic conundrum. “Shit, I really shouldn’t do that thing” requires the kind of self-awareness to not do it in the first place.
15.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have standards and self-respect?
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