[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: ugh everyday the news is worse and worse!
Tolkien: it seems that certain hunnish practices have taken root in America
CS Lewis: oh that sounds bad
Tolkien: quite!
@swtnsourlemonhoney.bsky.social
High Queen of Lurkdom π¦ gen x
[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: ugh everyday the news is worse and worse!
Tolkien: it seems that certain hunnish practices have taken root in America
CS Lewis: oh that sounds bad
Tolkien: quite!
cartoon drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death, he's positioned sat down on an invisible seat because i didnt want to draw one. his shoulders are back, his head is held up high and he looks defiant. his arms are leant on across his thighs, and his legs are spread apart, his left (prosthetic) leg is facing the viewer. he has top surgery scars and a scar on the left side of his abdomen.
apropos of nothing, today's daily sketch is dedicated to my fellow disabled queers π
#izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart
painting of Ed and Stede kissing on the bed in the captain's cabin, while Izzy is sitting beside them and looking at them longingly. The room is bathed in sunset light, Ed is holding Stede's face with both hands, while Stede has his right hand on Ed's thigh. Izzy sits cross legged facing them. The image is a recreation of one of the scenes from the movie Challengers
This (late) Valentines @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social @megaducko.bsky.social @samwtf.bsky.social and I are spreading a β₯ message against ship wars: it doesn't matter who you ship, as long as they make out furiously #steddyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart
We saw that scene from challengers and went "what if?"
I love to see them cuddling #steddyhands
16.02.2025 00:17 β π 123 π 45 π¬ 8 π 1An oldie.
Izzy hands.
a cartoon drawing of izzy, stede and edward from our flag means death for valentines day. they're all wearing shades of pink, the background is yellow. izzy is looking playfully frustrated while trying to something on his phone (he's ordering them fancy takeout for valentines day), it appears stede walked up behind him to wrap his arms around him, then ed wandered over and also draped himself across them both (and is grabbing a handful of izzy's boobs, stede stuck in the middle). they are all very much in love.
happy #steddyhands valentines π©·
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Eggnant π
13.02.2025 15:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They being so but so so tender and soft is what I need
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach
drawing of Auntie and Buttons as the Chuckie meme. Auntie wearing a thigh length black strappy dress, sitting with her legs folded beneath her, looking into a book in her left hand and holding a candle with her other. caption over her reads "my hot witch wife". Buttons is resting on the ground in front of Auntie looking relaxed, hands clasped on his belly, wearing t-shirt, cargo shorts, hiking sandles wih socks. the caption written over him reads "me doing whatever the hell she wants"
To be loved is to be changed, by harnessing the power of the demon that resides within you π―οΈ
#AuntieButt #OFMDRareShipWeek #ofmdfanart
@ofmdrareships.bsky.social
This is a screenshot from the other site that shows an image of Bishop Budde. The text, from an account named Ben Garrett, reads: Do not commit the sin of empathy. This snake is God's enemy and your too. She hates God and His people. You need to properly hate in response.
"Do not commit the sin of empathy" is a line from The Neverending Story spoken by a sixteen-foot tall animatronic tortoise with a name like Child Crusher.
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#OFMD
#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#izzyhandsfanart
Thinking tonight about an Izzy and Stede who are simultaneously everything and nothing to each other. They bicker like children, but anytime Izzy is hurt, he'll pretend to be fine in front of the crew, then collapse at Stede's cabin door in the dead of night because...
22.01.2025 01:29 β π 43 π 16 π¬ 1 π 2Low stepped up alongside him, and Ed made a point of not looking at him, even as he watched him out of the corner of his eye. βOh, I got that idea from one of my colleagues in the society,β Low said mildly. βHe has an entire room devoted to studying mediums. For mediums that require the privacy of a spirit cabinet, he had a harness similar to this built into the confines of a repurposed fireplace.β βI donβt use a spirit cabinet,β Ed pointed out, staring at it uneasily. βThings change,β Low said, parroting Edβs words back from the day before. βAnd I wanted to be prepared. The medium could be locked in and completely immobilized, chained into the hearth, and then still be granted their requested privacy by pulling a curtain.β Lowβs lip curled when he said privacy, as if it was a dirty word. And in his mind, it probably was. He probably thought any medium who needed privacy to work was just trying to pull the wool over his eyes. βI would have to do some work to a fireplace in order for us to make use of it, of course, but that part wouldnβt take very long.β Ed had never been more fucking grateful he didnβt use a spirit cabinet. βIβm not wearing that thing.β Low shrugged. βIf you donβt need to make use of it, thatβs fine. Iβm sure there will be mediums in the future that do.β
Something was wrong. What the fuck was that? βEd?β Frenchie asked sharply, leaning forward. He didnβt say anything else, but he didnβt need to; Ed met his eyes and shook his head slightly, because he didnβt know what the fuck had just happened. βWhat happened?β Banes asked bemusedly. βIt wasnβt particularly showy. I thoght your type made more of a display.β βThe sΓ©ance isnβt over,β Low said firmly. βTeach, is he here?β βNo,β Ed said decisively, feeling off-balance. He couldnβt feel that energy anymore. Had the spirit pushed him out of the borderland? That had never happened before. Ed glanced around uneasily, scanning his eyes across the group at the table. They were all exactly as expected. And Izzy was still standing behind Low, exactly as normal and not slipped at all, and- What the fuck. Izzy was staring at a corner of the room, looking like heβd seen a ghost of his own. Ed followed his gaze over, and swore under his breath. Because he was seeing a ghost. There was someone there. There was a young boy standing in the corner by the fireplace, and he sure as fuck wasnβt alive. βTeach?β Low demanded and Ed didnβt know why he was so fucking insistent, why his voice was so sharp when everyone else just seemed confused
It's #wipwednesday and I struggled so much with which snip of my Steddyhands victorian spiritualism fic to post, so I decided to go with both! I'm working on chapter 4 now, and I'll probably start posting this fic after I have 5 chapters fully written and edited.
So. Soon!
Victorian spiritualism Steddyhands? π€© I cannot wait to read this.
22.01.2025 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¨Oil Rig Reunionπ¨
It's Christmas and Ben isn't returning Izzy's text messages. Worse, they've been put on opposite shifts and haven't seen each other for 3 months. It's going to take a Christmas miracle...
archiveofourown.org/works/62392786
#Goldenboy #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic #IzzyHands #Hornigold
pals of my heart -- i have a thirty-dollar medical need i cannot afford, and if two people want a book prescription that's that whole thing covered. shares appreciated, warmest regards to all.
14.01.2025 22:35 β π 21 π 31 π¬ 1 π 2π Hornigold's War Boys π
All War Boys are brothers, but Ed and Jack are Izzy's closest. They've been inseparable since they were pups, scrapping and baring their teeth at one another, learning how to work and how to fight, sleeping side by side.
Stede and Izzy, strangers but they wind up sharing a cab. Stede's winedrunk and chatty, intrigued by the gruff man thumbing through his phone. Izzy does his best to ignore him but when Ed sends him some risquΓ© photos, he opens them before thinking better of it. Stede notices and the gasp he lets -
13.01.2025 13:10 β π 92 π 15 π¬ 2 π 1Blue and red comic with Ed and Izzy leaning very close and almost kissing. Ed says "Love is going to destroy both of us" Izzy responds "I can't wait".
In an EdIzzy mood again. This is based on a comic panel I saw while Pinteresting around.
#Art #OFMD #EdIzzy
a digital painting of izzy hands and wee john from our flag means death episode 2x06. wee john and izzy are back to back, tied together with thin gold rope. wee john is dressed in his calypso drag outfit and izzy is dressed in his makeup and hair from calypso's birthday. they are both looking down and to the side. the background is a vivid neon gradient from yellow to neon green to teal to blue to purple to black at the bottom.
this was actually my first #ofmdfanart ever and i forgot to post it! love whatever these two have going on in this episode π #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeathart #izzyhands #weejohn #cononeill #kristiannairn
11.01.2025 02:06 β π 170 π 63 π¬ 9 π 0Ofmd fanart: young Jack and Izzy having sex. Izzy is on his back with Jack on top of him, touching Izzy's pierced nipple with his right hand. Jack's eyed are closed while Izzy's are half-open. There is a tear rolling down his face. An ivy tattoo curls around Izzy's ribs and his gender affirming scar. The colours are mostly blue with highlights of orange.
And another one for #JackOffWeek
#ofmd #cjizzy #izzyhands #nadsart
Looking from above down onto the water of the ocean. Izzy sits in a dinghy, drifting idly. Around him are the coils of sea serpent Stede, half emerging from the water and vanishing into the depths.
There's something in the water, but Izzy has nothing to worry about
(sea serpent AU; part 2)
#ofmd #stizzy
Floating Izzy.
05.01.2025 16:18 β π 112 π 43 π¬ 5 π 0i need to replace my car battery or get a more powerful jump starter, this is like the third time in 2 weeks i've left the house to do something and then spent 3 hours or more stuck somewhere because i can't start my car. argh ko-fi.com/smolizzyhands
03.01.2025 07:21 β π 10 π 21 π¬ 1 π 1Jack and Izzy chibis under a pile of pancakes. Jack has a blob of butter on his head. Green and pink background.
Chibi Jack and Izzy under a pile of pancakes art commissioned from @imrights.bsky.social.
#ourflagmeansdeath #JackOffWeek
A digital pencil drawing of Izzy reclining on his side. 9 candles are balanced along his body, casting a glow over him and dripping wax on him in rivulets.
A very happy final night of Hanukkah to you and yours. I've really enjoyed drawing this lil series, and this piece is one of my favorite things I've drawn in a while. #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhands #candols
02.01.2025 00:26 β π 163 π 58 π¬ 30 π 1kiss :)
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