[Seasonal Name Pun]

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American."

Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

One side of the coin is that a lawmaker is saying that educating himself made him change his mind on an issue. (Which, good!)

The other side of the coin is that he's admitting that he authored, sponsored, filed a bill while having evidently spent no time doing reading or research about the topic.

Still weird to see her on the exact opposite side of "Just a Girl" lyrics now.

USA! USA! 🇺🇸
#hockey #olympics

Members-only Philly cop bar has been linked to two DUIs — and a third crash kept secret, until now Anna Wakeman still questions why 7C Lounge bartenders didn’t stop serving the officer who crashed into her house and upended her life five years ago.

"The cops can drink as much as they want there...The bartenders serve them till they're blackout drunk and let them leave." Quote from a woman who was hit by a drunk-driving cop *while sitting in her living room.* This story from the @inquirer.com is a hell of a thing. share.inquirer.com/yynTQX

Scene from The Good Place where Michael is standing next to Janet and saying he's surprised Jason figured it out, but it's edited so he's saying "England figured it out? England?"

The Great Minnesota ICE Drawdown of 2026 lookin' a lot like the Great Israeli Ceasefire of 2025

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

Also involved in the U.S. portal effort is Edward Coristine, a former member of Musk's job-slashing Department of Government Efficiency, two sources said. Coristine works with the National Design Studio, created by Trump to beautify government websites. Reuters was unable to reach Coristine for comment.

Sarah Rogers is putting Ed "Big Balls" in charge of her Nazi and terrorism website.

www.reuters.com/world/us-pla...

I need a list of like all the hockey -chuks out there.

The Falling of Rents.

Jeffrey Epstein Advised an Elon Musk Associate on Taking Tesla Private The financier recommended adding Margaret Thatcher to Tesla’s board, even though she had been dead for five years.

In 2018, after Musk infamously claimed that he had the funding to take Tesla private, his PR consultant went to Jeffrey Epstein for help convincing the Saudis to put up the cash he didn't actually have. Epstein also strategized on press coverage of Musk and recommended names for Tesla's board.

And the cycle is complete

Stick it to Andy. Read my reporting.

www.ms.now/news/antifa-...

The Constitution is not a bargaining chip for a budget negotiation The Democrats demanded that Trump's immigration cops follow the law and the Constitution. The Republicans called those demands "nonstarters."

New at The Watch:

The Democrats' demands to "reform" Trump's immigration thugs aren't reforms at all. They're already the law, the Constitution, and widely accepted police practices. And in a free society, they'd never be negotiable.

Free Speech!

From 2017

"We're making some changes to our legal agreements that will apply to you" says an email for an account with a money handling company. And yet you cannot say no. Which means it's not an agreement. And it sure as hell ain't legal.

After all these years on this planet in a few different legal systems, I still don't understand how this is possible.

They did it on 2008 too. But Obama showed up out of nowhere and they were unprepared for him.

Anyway times that call for radical change will require radical candidates, so support your local radical today.

Larry Playfair #27, drafted 13th overall by the Buffalo Sabres in 1978.

Sure, he was Canadian but he was a Sabre. Like Tim Horton.

Walter from the Big Lebowski waving a gun around in a bowling alley and asking "AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?"

Sweden:

ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.

Just a reminder that ChatGPT cannot betray anyone because it doesn’t have feelings or motives or thoughts

It’s almost verbatim Nazi propaganda at this point.

To my half German, half American son: #Canada vs #Germany ice hockey. Who do we support?
Him: Canada.
My wife: oh!?
Me: tell her why.
Him: the Leaf.
Me: what does the tree of that leaf make?
Him: MAPLE SYRUP!!

Tut mir leid, Deutschland.
#olympics

I will say this: whilst I was in the US last week I did drop no less than three (3) plastic bottle caps because it turns out they are not attached to the bottle.

(in case anyone is wondering and doesn't have a copy on-hand, it's an 8-bit snippet of "take me out to the ballgame" and then a "bloooop" noise for a pitched baseball)

I do not remember The Princess Bride in the theater. Only the numerous VHS viewings. Given that I can recite that movie backwards and forward, including the opening baseball video game noises... that's surprising.

ET... I vaguely remember now that you mention it. 🤔

Temple of Doom (1984)
Die Hard (1988)
Batman (1989) (Sneak Preview!)

oh and The Fast and the Furious (2001), which I found insultingly terrible.

"Why would we need ramps anywhere? Stairs are fine for me."

Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.

It will not surprise you that ICE is filled with pro-Russian goons.

www.thedailybeast.com/laughing-ice...