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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

A Heroforge version of Elaine Marley from Secret of Monkey Island

A Heroforge version of Elaine Marley from Curse of Monkey Island

A Heroforge version of Elaine Marley from Curse of Monkey Island, after she's been turned into a solid gold statue

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A Heroforge version of The Ghost Pirate LeChuck

A Heroforge version of The Zombie Pirate LeChuck

A Heroforge version of The Demon Pirate LeChuck

BONUS CONTENT:

If you see this post a Guybrush (or any Monkey Island character)

future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like

Takara Tomy Adamas Machina AM-T02 Predaking Official Stock Images Via Amazon Japan we have the full reveal of the new Takara Tomy Adamas Machina AM-T02 Predaking. This is a multipack of the 5 Predacons which can transform into beast mode and also combine into Predak...

holy shit, what a beast. I had the central lion guy of the original as a kid. Transformers were an Expensive Toy, there was no way I'd ever get the rest, but he was still an extremely cool figure.

Game idea: you’re employed to traverse unexplored, dangerous and deeply confusing environments applying yellow paint so those who come after you can find their way easier, but the deeper you go, the more you find faded signs that you might not be the first…

A visibly marginalised person asks an average Brit: “Do you need any help with your shopping?” The average Brit replies: “I just fantasised about killing you”

DIE 2????

twibes, if you will

🚨 Exciting London transport update:

TfL has started testing the new state-of-the-art Piccadilly line trains.

The trains will transform journeys for millions of customers on one of London’s busiest lines, and start operating in the second half of 2026.

had a dream where the solution to a disaster was "just die and hope your actions are judged as just in the afterlife"

ugh, these "what if Superman was evil" stories are so played out

Labour homelessness minister Rushanara Ali threw four tenants out of her east London townhouse before relisting the property for £700 a month more in rent, The i Paper can reveal trib.al/E59gUNW

An embarrassing request but I know a few of my readers save everything for posterity; did anyone save the guest strips that ran on Scary Go Round in October 2009 (the run included Rene Engstrom) or the ones that ran on Bad Machinery a couple of years later (included a @wocco.bsky.social collab)

someone re-drew a bunch of avatars in the PYF Comic thread (one of the best threads on the forums imo) which was very charming so I changed it.

A word can't be a slur if it's referring to an inanimate object. "The new slur for tables" what are you talking about

absolutely, pedestrians are wildly unpredictable and change direction extremely rapidly. with cars you have to ride fast to be visible, with pedestrians you have to ride slow because who knows what the fuck they're about to do.

Crucial update

Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.

Ah that's lovely news.

metro.co.uk/2025/08/06/m...

I think the only thing that 40K can't do (rather than won't do, in the case of AI) is replicators. Even an STL is more like an advanced robotic factory.

a page from "Man After Man" depicting blubbery, seal-like humanoids

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know why the thumbnail keeps fucking up, but I suppose it adds some suspense

look, we already know what the future of humanity is

More than 60 Tube staff set to be deported after Government changed immigration rules EXCLUSIVE: Foreign workers who came to London to work for TfL could lose jobs and be forced to leave country, RMT union warns

Skilled immigrants who have worked for TFL for years will be forced to leave the UK because many incomes don't meet the new thresholds and in some cases, their jobs have been removed from the shortage list (presumably because they filled the shortage?)

it'd make a good museum, like Versailles.

we should ask France how they managed it.