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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

Who says the news is all bad?

💯.

My God.

This hit so hard.

Because you know what they're going to choose.

And it makes you feel like, as a species, we may be irredeemable. So many of us find just doing the basic decent thing an utter impossibility.

We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot.

This in itself would be a great plot for a Rom-Com. Author writing a romantic comedy can't finish his screenplay because he's been dumped. Thus the plot is set. The author pursues the one who dumped him merely so that he can finish the screenplay. (Maybe this has already been done. It feels old hat)

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

Republican Party = American Fascist Party ... Accurate. GOP of Lincoln, Teddy Roseverlt and Eisenhower is dead - Ronald Reagan infected it with the virus of American Evangelical disease and the party as we knew it id now dead...

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

Trump's post today makes me think that he really is in the Epstein files.

Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the Epstein Client list. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

What we have seen is that in order to uphold law you need people with integrity. People without integrity don't care about the law. They only care about power.

Do you want a more affordable life or do you want to keep living that dream that you someday might become a billionaire?

To the left.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDBDVFNGMFOFLEWIQYCYCBAPXPSNDIWPENFBCOEUWYBAFSVXM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

In what world do you think you are in any position to negotiate a cease fire when you just bombed one of the countries you're trying to negotiate with?

American Democracy Might Not Survive a War With Iran The United States is well down the road to dictatorship. Imagine what Trump would do with a state of war.

“You would never know, as The New York Times churns out its usual policy-option thumb-suckers, that the United States is well down the road to dictatorship at home. That is the context in which a war with Iran will occur.”

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

🤣🤣🤣

It's okay. I screw up JD Vance's name sometimes. Once I accidentally called him JD Couchphucker.

I don't think we're in a democracy anymore. Unmarked secret police kidnapping people off the street? A dictator mobilizing the military against civilians? Defying court orders? Ignoring due process? Arresting political opponents? Democracy has left the building. We CAN & MUST get it back, though.

OMG YES… say that‼️

@tarasetmayer.bsky.social nails it.

Honestly, we’ve been waiting for politicians to catch up to where the people are—and it’s getting damn late!

When Trump dies they're going to have to bury him at sea like Osama Bin Laden in order to keep people from pissing on his grave. Either that or charge people $20.00 each for the right to piss on his grave and fund everything we ever wanted...

Imagine the Possibilities
🔥🔥🔥🔥

* Universal Healthcare
* End Homelessness
* Solve World Hunger
* Affordable Housing
* Universal Basic Income
* No Deficit

I’m in 🤭🤣
#SheShed
#PissOnTheTraitor