M!ND!

I read a sign today that I thought said "ufology" turns out it was "urology".

Yes! We have a discount grocery store so sometimes I can find things there

Having protein pretzels and smoked salmon for lunch. Im a fancy lady

Shared a hotel room with my parents and yesterday morning my dad got out of the shower and started using the blow dryer. My dad is bald.

Every time @bridgelivwat.bsky.social and I are together, we watch a movie. Last night, we saw "one battle after another".
I thought it was pretty good. One thing I was aware of is that I watched it in a theater of wyt Canadians who (maybe) don't get the references.

Heck yeah

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Mindi with her hair down

Im into my grays

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again

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A dead hawk on its back

Yo this hawk just crashed into my window and died.

I wanted to go out to it but my dogs wanted to get to it.

I shooed them away and sat on the floor and talked to it as it passed 😭

First appointment with me just 20 minutes ago"
She called the # and sure enough it was her dog.

I noticed he was wearing a collar so I put him in my car and drove home. My sister is a licensed dog groomer and she runs her biz out of my garage. Twinkle, the dog, gave me kisses as I handed him over to my sis.
My sis said "I saw a dog named Twinkie this morning with an owner and she booked his

Today I went to the grocery store and on my way back I noticed some teenagers chasing a dog who was barking at them as they recorded. The dog was weaving in and out of the street near a school. I pulled over and sat on the sidewalk and made kissy sounds. The dog ran to me and crawled in my lap.

An image of Wheezy, the penguins from Toy Story with his eyelids half closed, staring intently. The text says "before guys kiss u they give you this look"

I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes

Tavern

My work week is over the weekend and it ends on Mondays. On Monday there is no visitors so I work alone, I don't have to dress up, and I can play my music. I was in here bopping alone when the maintenance dude walked in.

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A vanilla protein shake, a zero sugar cherry cola, an electrolyte drink, an apple, persian cucumbers with chili powder

Lunch

Mindi smiling wearing a red shirt

Ahoy mateys, Mindi is ready for work

My mom and I went to watch Demon Slayer. My mom is 68 and has seen the movies and the show

a close up of a woman making a surprised face with her eyes wide open . Alt: a close up of a woman making a surprised face with her eyes wide open .

Does anyone else who worked in food service hear the door dash tone in a restaurant and have flash backs

Schedule your pap

🤣 this was true

Someone tell my stomach to hush. Im not hungry and it's out here breaking out in bird song .

I go to the apple orchard once a year. I go to get me a fresh apple turnover with ice cream from the best bakery

Take It 2 Far

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Guys, what is creatine

Good Boy

Happy new Paris Paloma music day to all who celebrate.

Good boy! You're working exactly as intended
Has the penny dropped? You're never gonna get it
Unrewarded for all of your defendin'
From your loneliness epidemic

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Yipa

If my relationship goes like how we hope, then I will be moving. Part of me is grieved but part of me is relieved.

Gonna go get my boobs smashed and then maybe have a smash burger.

Schedule your mammograms!!!

A screenshot of jigsaw from Saw and a pic of a flosser on the carpet with the text "do you want to play a game?"

My sister keeps leaving flossetd around so I told her last week if she keeps leaving them on the floor I will put them back in the bag and shake it up. I just found one on the floor