@leolmao.bsky.social
everything you have heard about me is true
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
31.05.2025 02:29 — 👍 13724 🔁 1652 💬 194 📌 86
i made a poster to track my new year’s resolution to watch every best picture winner
11.02.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i’m not a oregon duck fan but i am a fan of being drunk and being loud and this is an opportunity to do both of those things in public
08.12.2024 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if a past lives type situation ever happened to me i think id kill myself
26.11.2024 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bisexuality is the cool sexuality don’t ever let a schmuck on the internet try and convince you otherwise
26.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is stupid as hell. bobby newports never has a real job in his life
20.11.2024 12:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not gonna let bullshit affect me because i live in the greatest city on the planet and i have perfect taste and great opinions
20.11.2024 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
16.11.2024 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we haven’t had a good baseball movie in a while. we need to get on that.
16.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can i log the andrew garfield chicken shop date on my letterboxd
18.10.2024 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if all else fails i can always become a non binary barista
18.10.2024 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0another day working for the bene gesserit. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pain box. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it.
06.05.2024 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
06.02.2024 18:15 — 👍 19212 🔁 3652 💬 401 📌 91
happy YCAMITCB day
13.11.2023 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0idk what an hd is but i have 80 of them
07.11.2023 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i told your girl cool animal fact’s now that’s my girl
07.11.2023 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
04.11.2023 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0isn’t it weird how everything sucks and costs too much
27.10.2023 06:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never stop posting
22.10.2023 07:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0life ain’t all grilled cheese and watching the wiggles
22.10.2023 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
14.10.2023 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i <3 throwing things at moving cars
12.10.2023 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rains out gains out
10.10.2023 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
07.10.2023 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in this house we believe
bats are bugs
they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge
gravity only works if you’re going west
the sun sets in arizona
everything turned color in the 1950’s
there’s a guy in the atm
babies come from sears
outside is such a big room!!!!
05.10.2023 07:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who wanna go to abblebees
05.10.2023 07:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my halloween costume this year might be a t shirt that says “i wanted to be paul atreides from dune but making a stillsuit cosplay seemed really expensive and time consuming”
27.09.2023 07:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nice gender nerd, did your parents pick it out for you?
26.09.2023 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
her: i’m coming over, you BETTER NOT be romanticizing your melancholic solitude
me:
