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That sounds like an excellent idea

19.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me

18.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4204    πŸ” 1337    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 45

Hours after Speaker Mike Johnson confidently declared that Senate Republicans would "fix" Thomas Massie's bill requiring release of the Epstein files, the Senate just passed the bill as is by unanimous consent without any changes. A massive, embarrassing debacle for Johnson.

It now goes to Trump...

18.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 45

Now this is a reporter.

Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.

19.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

the fuck

19.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

whoever runs Newsoms socials is goood

19.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE β€œThe more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.

NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public

www.404media.co/contractor-p...

18.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 803    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 167

it has sent me up a wall, honestly. i don’t care that he’s a piece of shit, this is known. i care that nobody stood up and said hey man first of all fuck you.

19.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | Mamdani was elected weeks ago. Why aren’t buses free yet?

19.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 817    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1
screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

18.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4779    πŸ” 1115    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 29

oh my god I love my 9yo but whyyy is this age so damn annoying??

18.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

18.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6549    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 20

was it jared

18.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue dress is sitting at a table with her hands on her face and a surprised look on her face . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is sitting at a table with her hands on her face and a surprised look on her face .
18.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

18.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13861    πŸ” 2202    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 54
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Does anyone in MAGA world wonder why our best friends are now Saudi Arabia and Qatar?

18.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indeed

17.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman is wearing a black and white suit with the hashtag schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a woman is wearing a black and white suit with the hashtag schitts creek on the bottom
17.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the real reason i know nobody actually read hitlerbilly elegy is that in that stupid ass book jd vance talks about how he told his grandma he might be gay because he didn't have any girl friends at 9 years old and the grandma asked him if he liked to suck dick

17.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Haha my in laws enrolled my husband and I in the classes as a wedding present πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ I wish I was kidding!

17.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha that makes sooo much sense

17.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
17.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

β€œGrandma doesn’t need slippers. Or healthcare, amiright?”

17.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this post deserves more love haha

17.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a piece entitled scientists have discovered third state between life and death

a piece entitled scientists have discovered third state between life and death

its called scrolling

17.11.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
17.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just know that When It Happens, I’m gonna log on here and without full context know what’s happening, and that gives me hope

17.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Cannot even imagine spending that kind of money on something that screams small dick energy

17.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People should have to get a special license to drive a truck, at a minimum. I’m so so glad you’re ok.

17.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

17.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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