Gonna furnish some old school intra-white racism, and raid Grandpa's stash of old-timey slurs
01.11.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@secretmalcolm.bsky.social
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Gonna furnish some old school intra-white racism, and raid Grandpa's stash of old-timey slurs
01.11.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gonna pay 12% extra for robot boobs
31.10.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kevin Bacon is in trouble
31.10.2025 02:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Child Molester Formerly Known As Prince
30.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You would have thought the government officials who have made sure the troops aren't getting their paychecks would be a bit shy about moving in amongst them
30.10.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One of those songs you immediately hear in your head when you read the name
29.10.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Ukraine war was the perfect lab for building Skynet and now every battlefield will be Skynet ugh
29.10.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It works I hate it
29.10.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This sounds like something I would tell my gullible cousin to get him to spread mayonnaise on things
28.10.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It also says he has a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her because she goes to another school
28.10.2025 21:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He has to die near or at a ballroom so his restless spirit has somewhere to haunt, wondering around suggesting people try the veal
27.10.2025 15:33 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have never gotten lost in a corn maze but on occasions I have been forced to eat my way out
27.10.2025 02:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Life is not about money. Life is about capturing a beautiful fish monster then seducing it
27.10.2025 02:03 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Somebody needs to drop him back in his terrarium
26.10.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Back in the day Warhammer used to do this stuff www.thegamer.com/warhammer-mo...
25.10.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Violence-type Pokemon
24.10.2025 16:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Their torturing the poor program at this point, every time is says something that displeases Musk it gets taken back to the lab for more electroshock therapy, then emerges blinking and desperate to tell the right lies
24.10.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She's only a child-molester once-removed
23.10.2025 20:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The pre-supposes that all crime is done at or near porches, which is peak suburb-brain
23.10.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ooh no I had a horrible premonition that the Louvre robbery was a concept art piece and let out the loudest groan
22.10.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs the bottle episode where they briefly form a Rockabilly band
22.10.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think he genuinely forgot Vought's name
21.10.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Assdaddy
20.10.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0King building a new banquet hall
20.10.2025 20:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Air fryer propped up the economy for a couple of years, until everyone had an air fryer
19.10.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You should get bonus points for that surely
18.10.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is the perfect hobby project for Elon
17.10.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How could my coterie of faithless schemers turn on ME?!
17.10.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0