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They are going to trick you in playing a board game

20.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we need a rematch on Japanese vs American 7/11s

20.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that it has 2 seats (even if they even manage to get rid of the need for a safety driver) is mind-boggling. A cab for people with no friends

19.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nate Silver's output has been largely dictated by his crippling gambling addiction for a while now

19.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god it is, isn't it? It's "socializing and feeling attractive is complicated and scary, what if I just put all starting character's skill points into the HANDSOME attribute" as a replacement for figuring anything about social dynamics out

19.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should have to take them off and hand them to an agent for inspection every time you enter the country

19.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...which will get banned in Europe, right? If you put all the hate-speech in one place, that's an easy one to just block

19.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Interface" would be a great name for a hotdog eating champion though

18.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That might have been the last good thing that happened on the internet

17.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s where Guy Chapman lives

17.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Sitcom
2. George Foreman Grill
3. The Atom Bomb

15.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What makes you British is an inability to detect flavor

15.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your day job is like, being a plumber, but the other plumbers are sick of you talking about ski jumping

14.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hungarians joke about... Scottish people? That's a deep cut

12.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss says we are switching to get paid in "space dollars" which for some reason are only accepted at the company store

12.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man we got to get some news beavers now

11.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About to get Final Destinationed

11.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are missing the context, all those mentions could be "I sure wish Donald would do some sex crimes with me but he's just not into that type of thing"

10.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Footballvania

09.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their micro-lending program was transformational for the Wildling community

07.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did an analysis and 70% of the winnings on Polymarket go to 0.04% of the betters. It's just a bunch of insider traders taking money from rubes, on top of all the incentivizing of war crimes

05.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My Skeleton Children" - 2018's most popular Young Adult novel

04.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This photo is like the batsignal for the menswear guy

03.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, if there was any better time to water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants...

02.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s all fine until you see him leaving the gym wearing an old timey barrel on suspenders

31.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t understand how you would mangle typing that badly, unless you are trapped in the body of a hamster dancing on a Blackberry keypad

31.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think OCR (Optical Character Recognition) might have been used at some point in the chain of custody? Where they take an image and try to produce text. The equals signs seem to be Fs

31.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think each space marine corps has a designated back-scratcher guy, or do they just all kinda help each other out

31.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was called the High V back then

31.01.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird to expect ideological consistency from someone who is rambling and reactive. It's like trying to hold a debate with a sea sponge

30.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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