They are going to trick you in playing a board game
20.02.2026 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@secretmalcolm.bsky.social
my back hurts
They are going to trick you in playing a board game
20.02.2026 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now we need a rematch on Japanese vs American 7/11s
20.02.2026 00:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that it has 2 seats (even if they even manage to get rid of the need for a safety driver) is mind-boggling. A cab for people with no friends
19.02.2026 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nate Silver's output has been largely dictated by his crippling gambling addiction for a while now
19.02.2026 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh god it is, isn't it? It's "socializing and feeling attractive is complicated and scary, what if I just put all starting character's skill points into the HANDSOME attribute" as a replacement for figuring anything about social dynamics out
19.02.2026 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You should have to take them off and hand them to an agent for inspection every time you enter the country
19.02.2026 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0...which will get banned in Europe, right? If you put all the hate-speech in one place, that's an easy one to just block
19.02.2026 00:10 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The Interface" would be a great name for a hotdog eating champion though
18.02.2026 20:04 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That might have been the last good thing that happened on the internet
17.02.2026 03:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs where Guy Chapman lives
17.02.2026 00:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01. Sitcom
2. George Foreman Grill
3. The Atom Bomb
What makes you British is an inability to detect flavor
15.02.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your day job is like, being a plumber, but the other plumbers are sick of you talking about ski jumping
14.02.2026 20:03 β π 42 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hungarians joke about... Scottish people? That's a deep cut
12.02.2026 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss says we are switching to get paid in "space dollars" which for some reason are only accepted at the company store
12.02.2026 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man we got to get some news beavers now
11.02.2026 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0About to get Final Destinationed
11.02.2026 02:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are missing the context, all those mentions could be "I sure wish Donald would do some sex crimes with me but he's just not into that type of thing"
10.02.2026 22:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Footballvania
09.02.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Their micro-lending program was transformational for the Wildling community
07.02.2026 19:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They did an analysis and 70% of the winnings on Polymarket go to 0.04% of the betters. It's just a bunch of insider traders taking money from rubes, on top of all the incentivizing of war crimes
05.02.2026 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"My Skeleton Children" - 2018's most popular Young Adult novel
04.02.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This photo is like the batsignal for the menswear guy
03.02.2026 19:56 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, if there was any better time to water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants...
02.02.2026 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, itβs all fine until you see him leaving the gym wearing an old timey barrel on suspenders
31.01.2026 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt understand how you would mangle typing that badly, unless you are trapped in the body of a hamster dancing on a Blackberry keypad
31.01.2026 17:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think OCR (Optical Character Recognition) might have been used at some point in the chain of custody? Where they take an image and try to produce text. The equals signs seem to be Fs
31.01.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think each space marine corps has a designated back-scratcher guy, or do they just all kinda help each other out
31.01.2026 02:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was called the High V back then
31.01.2026 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's weird to expect ideological consistency from someone who is rambling and reactive. It's like trying to hold a debate with a sea sponge
30.01.2026 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0