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If i got sent back in time to either college or high school I could immediately pick up a phone and order a pizza from the respective location pizza joint

13.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

07.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50Β’

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

06.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2528    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

01.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

01.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

every trans person I've spoken to is feeling the Drag Down right now. not everybody has fallen into despair but we're all feeling it creeping in around the edges, doing our best to fight it. things are bad. if you know a trans person, look after them.

26.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1089    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 18

So this is apparently how it goes these days:

(violence occurs)

TRANSPHOBE: It's the evil violent trans people who have done this!

(perpetrator revealed not to be trans)

TRANSPHOBE: Ah! Nevertheless -

12.09.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1860    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 4
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From β€˜The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

12.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6611    πŸ” 1867    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 62
11.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

2015 vs 2025
Well, back then I just had my hair done blue for the first time. It was a lot shorter then, was probably the biggest thing /s

13.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

25.04.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10172    πŸ” 3409    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 771

Favorite One Piece Captain, wrong answers only

04.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can be both

15.07.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad βš”οΈ

12.07.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13656    πŸ” 5893    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 71
Street art mural of Superman punching an ICE agent,

Street art mural of Superman punching an ICE agent,

Almost forgot to post.

Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western

#Chicago

25.06.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7363    πŸ” 1944    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 97

You can have my em dashes when you pry them out of my cold, dead keyboard

07.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. There were a lot of events that all put cracks in my egg, but this comic was definitely the tipping point. Thank you for being a critical part of my self discovery

29.06.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to say, "showoff!"
But honestly, if I looked that good in a sweater like that, if want to show off too. You go girl. Show us what's possible!

28.06.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Butterflies

Reminds me of the Oglaf strip
www.oglaf.com/butterflies/
www.oglaf.com/butterflies/2/
(Note that Oglaf is generally NSFW)

She doesn't get badass looking horns though πŸ˜„

28.06.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS:

-trans women played various women’s sports.

-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.

-trans folk could get accurate documents.

-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.

AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.

21.06.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3919    πŸ” 1161    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 33
A poster for the movie, Sneakers

A poster for the movie, Sneakers

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible"

After a new professional opportunity falls apart, one man must rely on the support of his found family as he reconnects with an old friend and learns the importance of open, vulnerable communication.

12.06.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Largest Trans Survey Ever: Top Reason Trans People Stop Transitioning Is Transphobia β€œIn almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to β€˜detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community.”

1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning.

- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.

The latest from S. Baum.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

11.06.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9271    πŸ” 3967    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 144
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

24.05.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9429    πŸ” 4255    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 120

I've seen this guy so a lot of fun silly things. I've seen him say some impressively admitting and inclusive stuff. This though cruises into like, heroic levels of wholesomeness. We should all hope to be more like this

19.05.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am perpetually amazed by children standing up to adults and showing them what maturity looks like

16.05.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(all credit @adamtots.bsky.social )

14.05.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once dropped my car off for maintenance at a dealer on a Friday morning. Went to pick it up that evening and was told everyone who could drive stick had gone gone; they couldn't get it out of the employees only parking deck. They wanted me to come back Monday. 😑

13.05.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The state of Utah voted to ban pride flags so Salt Lake City Council decided to make official city flags that incorporate the progress pride, Juneteenth, and transgender flags so they can fly them without breaking state law

07.05.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7403    πŸ” 2133    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 108

Escaflowne?

06.05.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is breaking my heart that I cannot afford that signed copy of Monstrous Regiment. What a wonderful auction though, incredible to have such support from incredible authors

30.04.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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