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Latest posts by astroqduck.bsky.social on Bluesky

Can't get rid of me that easily

15.12.2024 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How about you just come over and do it

15.12.2024 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
"Flames, on the side of my face" - Madeline Kahn goes off-script as Mrs. White in Clue (1985)
YouTube video by Contrary Motion "Flames, on the side of my face" - Madeline Kahn goes off-script as Mrs. White in Clue (1985)

This is lovely! Reminds me of Mrs. White youtu.be/QdAmky-9-AI?...

13.12.2024 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm three trenches in a duck coat

11.12.2024 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot chocolate high velocity

10.12.2024 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You wouldn't voice Thom?? What does he sound like in your head

09.12.2024 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I saw one movie this year!

09.12.2024 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Two-Thousand Yard Meow

The Two-Thousand Yard Meow

That cat has seen some shit

06.12.2024 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Don't we all, Susan. Don't we all ...

06.12.2024 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of email showing delivery of microwavable cats 

My wife ordered these for the children don't @ me

Just kidding please @ me I crave the engagement

Screenshot of email showing delivery of microwavable cats My wife ordered these for the children don't @ me Just kidding please @ me I crave the engagement

Oh good, the microwavable cats have arrived

06.12.2024 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the doctor said i probably shouldn't drink 3 cans of diet coke a day

jokes on her though i drink 5 cans of diet coke a day

05.12.2024 01:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why shove it in a drawer when you can just leave it at the bottom of the clean but unfolded laundry basket in the closet that then accidentally gets mixed in with dirty laundry so you can't tell which bottom sheet is the clean one (this may have happened last night)

05.12.2024 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bottom sheets are the worst why do they unclench from the bed upon the slightest movement why can't you just stay where you are supposed to or maybe be a tiny bit longer so you just stay put and don't get me started on washing them they trap socks and keep them from getting dry and are hard to fold

05.12.2024 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I am a leaf on the wind

02.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dog

02.12.2024 02:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aura you've GROWN

02.12.2024 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It doesn't take much to stop me

02.12.2024 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't
Have

L i p s

02.12.2024 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BS is showing "end of feed" after only one post but I don't want to end feed I like to be feed please feed me

02.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop that

02.12.2024 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bargle

02.12.2024 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES LET'S CREATE ENGAGEMENT

28.11.2024 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sent me down a rabbit hole
I like weird internet

27.11.2024 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have done nothing but post bread for three days

26.11.2024 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

haha! peak social media right here

26.11.2024 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do I work this thing I am old and tired

25.11.2024 16:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

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