goose

feel like absolute shit but my appetite is nonexistent 🙂‍↕️

got a stomach flu lets fucking gooo

pnw beaches 🔛🔝

there's a lotttt of room to pace + i have my own bathroom tho so at least i can purge in peace 😶

passing a law that dictates every airbnb must have a scale on the property. someplace

i am going to be very normal on this family trip. i am going to be so well-adjusted and regular.

me and this measuring tape against the world

a pouch of starkist samon creations, flavor 'mango chipotle'. 90 calories, 14g protein.

fucks hard

i owe starkist creations so much that i can forgive the experience being akin to eating wet cat food

actually i can be absolved of all social fumbles by becoming skinny

reaction image of a costumed xenomorph actor sat, elbows on knees, head hung low

retroactively realized a deeply embarrassing mistake that i made earlier today at work. i should be executed

got that dog in me & it needs to be euthanized

#edsky ok for real now

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⟡ goose, he/they/it, 24
⟡ 5'7 - 170cm
⟡ nb, aro/bi
⟡ horror liker, videogames player, swimmer, hiker, writer
⟡ ednos, binge-eater and purgeguy
⟡ autistic, ad(h)d
⟡ 🍃 & 🍻
⟡ dni: minors, proana/fatphobes/fatspo interaction

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> got off edtwt
> deleted twt
> got on bsky out of spite
> #edsky

truly no hope for my ass