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πŸ‘πŸ§‡, maker of bad jokes and worse music, friend to the friendly so let’s be friends!

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They really feel untouchable.

07.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She needs to be facing tough consequences

07.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like every day I read the news and go β€œOh, just like in Joe Steele”.

Buy Harry’s books!

07.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My state’s being invaded by Texans and I’m supposed to just go to work?

06.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How. It’s. Done.

05.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man if the Lions win AND the piss tank stays above 50% I’m gonna have one hell of a parlay

05.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re someone who would like us all to do whatever we can to stop trump, including risking our safety and our freedom, but you yourself couldn’t be convinced to just vote for Harris… maybe stfu?

05.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been reading a lot of King this fall and this one might need to be next

05.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe have to do everything in our power to make the world a better place.”
Go easy, Doc.

05.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

04.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16957    πŸ” 7962    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 336

β€œ$2000 checks now!” - every dem running in 2020

β€œObviously we meant a one time payment of a few hundred more dollars to total 2000 after you include the $1400 Trump already gave out, you stupid leftists.”
-every dem in January of β€˜21

04.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Looking forward to the movie where the Nazi hunters carve β€œICE” into their targets foreheads so everyone will always know what they did

03.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That brown line train to downtown is a LIAR!

03.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the good stuff right there

03.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait β€˜till next year, when the White Sox… they’ll… win(?)… some games… You’ll see!

03.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fact check: that guy’s a tool.

02.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Blackstone Is Quietly Buying Up American Homes β€” And What It Means For The Rest Of Us In a housing market where supply is tight and rents keep climbing, one of the biggest buyers isn't a local landlord β€” it's Blackstone (NYSE:BX), a global investment giant with more than $1 trillion un...

finance.yahoo.com/news/why-bla...

02.10.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass, JB

01.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely hope our generals β€œhandle” the β€œenemy from within … before it gets out of control.”

30.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He got his English bulldog to live 12 years, what are you divided about?

29.09.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you like it when Max parked on his head?

29.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now a word from our sponsors! (Cannabis indica and cold modelo)

29.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet LaRussa’s looking for something to do between naps…

29.09.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another horror.

29.09.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has me reading comics again, really enjoyed the whole vibe of the movie

28.09.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there aren’t at least five bolex cameras rolling simultaneously on them I’m ashamed of the current Columbia college crop, get their asses film schoolers!

28.09.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cal Smith - The Lord Knows I'm Drinking (Original Decca Recording)
YouTube video by TheRecordNut Cal Smith - The Lord Knows I'm Drinking (Original Decca Recording)

Enough of this, here’s Cal Smith to cleanse your timeline

youtu.be/6voAw66Bxko?...

28.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Texas’ are about as bleak as the rest of the state.

28.09.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading the news this morning and Springsteen’s β€œThe Price You Pay” comes on the stereo and it seems VERY appropriate for some reason

28.09.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Roscoe dies this is officially the worst season in F1 history

27.09.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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