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Lapis Kelinia

@lapiskelinia.bsky.social

IT professional who nerds out too hard on cats, medical crap, and living puzzles. Hobbies include swinging from humor's gibbet, morbid juxtaposition, and nurturing more dreams than drive. She/her.

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I'm sick of the courts being populated by puppets who rubber stamp whatever nightmare this regime comes up with next, or being the last line of sanity's defense.

25.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, this blows me away because this was something I learned in high school.

14.08.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taken from neck deep, 5 feet away

18.06.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazi bar rules apply to Republican party currently. It's not that there can't be good and thoughtful market and/or social conservatives who don't want to coalition with liberals. It's that if you continue to associate with the GOP and especially if you pursue office you're bending the knee to a Nazi

10.03.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that this is the Business Plot 2.0 and Musk is the designated villain because he revels in this shit.

10.03.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: with the cost of eggs these days, egging someone's house is an intense political statement, not just a minor prank.

02.03.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump 2.0: government of, by, and for school shooters

18.02.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bold to think they won't.

26.01.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡 πŸ‘‹ I'm a political scientist who wrote a book about the recent collapse of two democracies (Egypt & Tunisia).

Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧡 with thoughts & resources for:

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:

20.01.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5934    πŸ” 1425    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 182

When did you have time for PornHub, and why was I not invited?

16.01.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For context, you're talking to a guy who watches cooking shows for fun and relaxes by reading cookbooks.

05.01.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True, but I'm a little scared of what they do with macaroni.

05.01.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think it's an accident they do everything they can to destroy public education.

22.11.2024 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think we should deport Musk. I think we should investigate him for his alleged collaboration with an enemy of the state and, if proven necessary beyond a shadow of of doubt, apply the statutory penalties for treason.

31.10.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After that rally, I don't want to hear another word about how Texas is nothing but backwater hicks who deserve what they get. There are an awful lot of good people here incandescent about what Trump, Cruz, Abbott and Paxton are doing to people.

26.10.2024 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And you get sick as a dog every damn time, too. ❀️

15.10.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She certainly looks good on blue.

05.10.2024 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Commelina, a Siamese-ish kitten laying on a blanket with a nonplussed expression because she's wearing a light blue surgery suit.

Commelina, a Siamese-ish kitten laying on a blanket with a nonplussed expression because she's wearing a light blue surgery suit.

Little Miss Commelina gets to wear a suit for a few days because she won't leave her spay stitches alone.

03.10.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you label her "Siamese-ish"? Her pattern is one of the permutations of siamese patterning.

05.10.2024 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only do I keep reading this as souls (plural), I am here for it and desperately want to ask how you came by multiple souls.

03.10.2024 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fwiw, my wife found Vance unbearably creepy so I do suspect the white male nepo-pundit brigade is uniquely incapable of evaluating him.

02.10.2024 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10
Astrid, a mixed Siamese kitten, sitting in an old cat tree and sporting intensely blue eyes

Astrid, a mixed Siamese kitten, sitting in an old cat tree and sporting intensely blue eyes

Astrid has the prettiest blue eyes. 10/10, you have a future as a heartthrob, kid.

02.09.2024 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Siamese feral colony special, with a sister having a side order of Snowshoe.

30.08.2024 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have matches, will travel.

28.07.2024 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please post pictures of the food dish, so we can confirm the analysis.

28.06.2024 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop thinking about the timing.

28.06.2024 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things I would sell my soul to see

28.06.2024 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My heart is broken.

27.06.2024 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So when are we getting our friends up to speed to vote?

27.06.2024 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

T.T

16.06.2024 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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