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Latest posts by ehme.bsky.social on Bluesky

i love him.

31.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donating money for a ballroom?

28.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some who isn't going to get paid.

21.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

18.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20467    πŸ” 5630    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 146
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This place is totally turning into Twitter, these fortuitous post twins are happening more often.

18.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YER IN MY TOWN TOUCHING MY TOWN STUFFS.
also. Portland Maine is the original Portland ya dinks. (pronounced dannnnks in Portland, Maine)

18.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a payroll manager, I concur.
These deadbeats are never going to fill out W9's!

18.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a sea of McDonald's wrappers and empty ketchup bottles.

16.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is everyone leaving Twitter for the umpteenth time? Everyone is being all nice and welcoming all the sudden.

16.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is one unnnnblemished ear.
Also this picture makes me want to vomit. Do they have to gather his neck folds into the collar? blech.

13.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend Don lives there and he is an insufferable bike guy, I hope you meet!

07.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but I can't understand them so I have no idea. It's just excited white noise.

06.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

years ago I bought a thing on the internet called "hiding hood". It was super soft and I could hide my entire head and I looked like gandalf. Then my husband washed it and it shrunk and got itchy and the artist that made it had closed her shop and NOW look where we are.
Be careful with your power!

06.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate national announcers so much. We usually listen to the spanish broadcast in the post season because we can't understand it and they seem to be equally excited about both teams.
I have a dream that every post season game has one announcer from each team and they can have announcer fights.

05.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sainthood is yours!

05.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't it be ICBINY?
Like Ich bin einy?
and never heard of it but I would do awful things for TCBY to come back.

05.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On this day in 2025, I awoke to find out I still followed Jake Tapper and remedied the situation immediately.

03.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a piece of art I had wanted for a long time. I noticed it was on sale when I checked out and said "sweet!" When I got the shipping notification the invoice had "35% Charlie Kirk discount" on there.
I contacted the artist and asked to pay full price but no go. Now I feel icky.

21.09.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid.

by RFK Jr.

10.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2282    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 24
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A Benediction for Chicago on the Eve of Occupation | dansinker.com

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06.09.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Benediction for Chicago on the Eve of Occupation | dansinker.com

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06.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very "Gentlemen you can't fight here, this is the War Room." vibes.

06.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pinkies up

01.09.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bencollins.bsky.social
is the obvious answer

30.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl

30.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

The Parking Lot Movie perfectly depicts working in a parking lot. It was a very nostalgic watch for this former mean parking lot lady.

28.08.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

exactly!

26.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Marian. This is a satire/comedy account. Not the actual NY Times.

26.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream I befriended Harvey Weinstein at a party at a zoo.

13.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nature is (rightfully) trying to get rid of us!

02.08.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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