Claire Phillips Callender

Alan Partridge speaking into a dictaphone

Coffee table book of Jeff Mills' outfits

Hi Lee thank you for your reply, they are mysteriously all back. Hope to see you this year

Liz Truss crashed the economy.

It was the Thin White Duke tour and our mums made us the big white trousers

When i was 15 i went to see Bowie at Earl’s court in 1978 we only had tickets for 1 night so we broke in in the morning & hid in a cupboard deep in the bowels of the venue for about 9 hours. We popped out right as Dennis Davis walked passed and he took us out & got us great seats down the front

I’d like a website where i can rate customers who come to my restaurant

here for the lambs

yes please

I kept thinking of you, it does look heart expandingly beautiful

So The Banshees of Inseshiren is not a cosy feel good Christmas film

“…….and may all
your doughnuts turn out like fannys “

Last night 5 women stayed for 3 hours in our beautiful dining room. Said the food and wine was delicious, said they had a lovely time.
One of them
paid the £178 bill and “accidentally” pressed the tip button on the card reader and demanded it back. I shit you not

We paid the ferry man we made The Krossing we laid new ancestors THE PEOPLES DAY OF DEATH 2024
26 funerals and a fashion show

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I am mastering the dark art of gently wanking the coffee steamer whilst locking eyes with someone who’s been a dick

It’s surprising to me when someone ruins their own night out by losing their shit and getting furious at the end of the night when some tiny thing was amiss, making their friends and family all awkward

i carefully measure out 100g per person (who does that 🤷‍♀️) and it’s always too much

just had a most enjoyable trawl though your posts, love love your mosaics

only just, and i can’t think of a single thing to share

@bette.bsky.social well
hello

Oh wow I just plugged into the @memorialdevice.bsky.social matrix and it’s a beautiful place

people in their 20’s are much better than people in their 50’s plus. They wax lyrical about how great everything was, what a wonderful evening they’ve all had and then don’t tip 🤷‍♀️

@robhopkins.bsky.social

Can anyone help with this? Obviously i have added a shit ton of albums 😢

It’s illegal now

Yes that seems fair, tipping by card leaves a paper trail so the staff defo get it

Ron stayed in bed

so you mean if the waiting staff are a dick?

Love a fancy hotel breakfast buffet, you can always sort your lunch from that as well

Where do you stand on tipping in restaurants UK people? We don’t seem to have a clear cultural etiquette around it like the US.
I’m new here so would be grateful if you could ask your friends. I am fascinated to know

wanking coin from being a wanker 😂