Deadly Spoons

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THIS

Next president should hang this in the White House where the auto-pen picture is located.

Different photo as he gazes straight out. Such a slack, vacant look.

A man in medical distress collapsed in the oval office is attempted to concerned onlookers, or possibly medical staff The big dummy just stands by the desk looking forward, the lack of concern on his face total

America, a metaphor.

The food here is terrible. And the portions are so small!

"Why I am grateful Trump grabbed my Ass"

-Ross Douthat

We should also award dead Charlie Kirk the Olympic gold medals for the decathlon and for curling and the Fields Medal and a Nebula Award and the Imperial Prize of the Japan Academy and a Great British Bake Off “Baker of the Week.”

like a master of qigong, he redirects the flow of clout from others and, cultivating it within himself, he manifests an enlightened awareness of the Three Treasures of a Poster: likes, replies and retweets.

screencaps flow from his dantien like breathe, his quotes are like a roaring waterfall.

"Hello, Customer Service? Do you handle exchanges? Good. I'd like to return a gift article. Yes. Can I exchange it for something else? No, no, it hasn't been opened. Once I saw 'cry havoc and write a hit piece' I knew it would be awful. Is there anything by Gary Shteyngart I could swap this for...?"

This is a distraction from your plan to build an airbase in Idaho for Mordor.

YouTube video by There I Ruined It Taken: The Musical

It must suck so hard for a creator like @thereiruinedit.bsky.social to execute something this cool and hilarious yet see it stripped of all attribution. youtu.be/pp8gOif-XzQ?...

Is it time to start discussing Third Amendment jurisprudence?

Meh-trosexual.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Is that her normal gait?
Has she been riding a horse?

Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.

“No enemy would dare bomb this place and end this CONFUSION.”

will every pundit who mentions ICE today begin with stern admonishments that violence is never the answer, because it sure seems like ICE sees violence as the answer

"5 HoUrS oF TrIaL AnD ErRoR SaVeS YoU 10 MiNuTeS oF ReAdInG ThE DoCuMeNtAtIoN."

The documentation:

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Fernando Botero is the obvious choice for artist.

Wish there were a way to cancel twice.

A leader of a terrorist group sees the death of a leader of a rival terrorist group and says, OK I’m out — But it’s you, not me.

The Die-ers One Nation Under Fear - Part 3

"I think that’s what lies at the bottom of supremacy’s well: a fear of death, set within such a morally childish framework that it would be unfair to infants to call it infantile. It’s a belief that we won’t have to die, if other people do the dying for us." www.the-reframe.com/the-die-ers/

@assignedmale.bsky.social

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Earliest indications are that Charlie Kirk (TPUSA) was killed by a groyper. I had to google why they hate each other.

You know that if they catch the killer it’ll end up being because Charlie Kirk owed him money or some boring shit.

Here is the template to follow re: decorum. www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...

You’d think a Viking, of all people, would honor the “fuck your feelings” credo.

I'm all in favor of dispatching Marines and the National Guard to Salt Lake City to quell the agitators.