Sunday Raymondo

Damn right

That seems entirely possible

ITS NOT A BUTT PLUG!!!!! 🤣

I splashed out, purchased something that I didn't need.

I had an enjoyable few hrs playing with it but ultimately was unsatisfied.

Requested a return & it's gone back, refund just hit my account.

Got to be honest, the endorphin hit from returning was wonderful.

No! It's not a butt plug!!!

Or a Cliff Richard gig

They changed it just enough as they know how litigious you are

It's a scary book that I remember reading when I was 8. Full of weird illustrations and freaky stories

The shit they used to meet us read when we were kids.
Struwwelpeter

What the fuck is that?

It's a bench Lucy.

Don't patronise me, you fleshy prick!

It's Paddy McGuiness trying to make 'booking' sound like 'fucking'

Musk's new robot army is starting to take shape.

May I offer my submission to the council?

Roasties AND a stunning chicken casserole.

Yes, I'm a disgrace.

Hi! Yes I had a bit of a break but I'm back baby!

Thank you X

Already done

Well I'm definitely one year older, I've been craving Werthers Originals since 3am and my winkie is largely non-functional.

Also, I keep calling my dingle-dongle a 'winky'

Wait. Am I the evil one

Hey! Happy birthday to you twinsies x

Lulu! Thank you xx

Love you xx

Thank you my beautiful friend xx

Thank you xx

Awww thank you xx

Yes, chlamydia can be a bugger to shift

I'm 56 years old in 25 mins

What a bag of shit.

He he. Just popped in 'make my photo into a negative,' into Google

Am I doing this right?

I do love playing the bad guy.

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📅 14th - 17th May 2025
📌 Stourbridge Town Hall
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Wait...maybe I need to reassess how desperate I actually am haha