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@maniofmachine.bsky.social

bipedal, bisected, bisexual, and bioluminescent life goals: someone to point at me and say "that woman is the coolest dude i know"

14 Followers  |  45 Following  |  351 Posts  |  Joined: 11.06.2024  |  2.0019

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i cannot be stopped

15.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would like to amend this and simply say that i wish ronnie radke wasn't

12.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if slime but EVIL

12.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4588    ๐Ÿ” 1293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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we can't keep letting me get away with this #endfield

12.02.2026 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if anyone's wondering i paid $10 a month for almost 4 years goodbye discord!!

09.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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posting this to join the collective (should've happened a while ago). goodbye discord

09.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gave hamtaro frostmourne

08.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1151    ๐Ÿ” 453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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lebanne #pokemonza

14.01.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3254    ๐Ÿ” 946    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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still really baffled by this person who sent me a friend request earlier #gbf

21.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very long ears...

16.01.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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wow ok geez #hytale

15.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

husband fussed at me for calling hytale The Minecraft Killer but i do actually think minecraft's time is done. it's come at the right time where people are dissatisfied with microsoft and it's apparently very easy to port over mods. only people that won't jump are clinging to sunken cost fallacy

15.01.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

think i'm watching hytale pop the fuck off as actual minecraft 2 for a lot of people

14.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."

13.01.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2107    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 352    ๐Ÿ“Œ 480
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some more recent commission work - everybody say hi

02.01.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Thatโ€™s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperโ„ข Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

Thatโ€™s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperโ„ข Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

01.01.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11418    ๐Ÿ” 3306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 249    ๐Ÿ“Œ 315
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Stay warm during the cold season everyone!

#Mortefi #Wuwafanart

28.12.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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legitimate SO fucking funny that someone that my bf has been playing kirby with ended up changing their license to look like ours #kirbyairriders

29.12.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.12.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 658    ๐Ÿ” 416    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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06. Vira

08.12.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

specifically people who escape and are willing to share their story. obv if you're forced into a straight marriage when you're not straight, you're even less willing to deal with that than straight people forced into marriage... but idk, still something worth noting

07.12.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is 100% anecdotal based off all the Cult/High-Demand Religion content i've consumed over the last year but there has to be something to be said about so many people that leave these cults are queer. like, not majority, but still way higher than if you grabbed a 100% random assortment of people

07.12.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Scar #WuWa

05.12.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A custom Vampire Star from Kirby Air Riders, made to look like the Pokรฉmon Ampharos

A custom Vampire Star from Kirby Air Riders, made to look like the Pokรฉmon Ampharos

Obligatory Ampharos Air Ride
#KirbyAirRiders

04.12.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EHY WAS THERE A PEDESTRIAN

05.12.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence ๐Ÿ”ฅ

01.12.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27500    ๐Ÿ” 10727    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 545    ๐Ÿ“Œ 909
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