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My poor babies

I can't Believix!!

We all will! OUT OF SPITE!

foolhearteyes Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don't know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it's actually from Tumbir. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn't it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic "alt side of Tiktok" where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you're wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of "stuff."

I read it in the voice

I be saying no to most plans/collabs. It's not you it's my body 🕺✨

Bugs Bunny Tuxedo meme: i wish all digital artists a very correct layer

Hahaha. Yeah. It's not in common usage yet, but with the visibility of none binary folks I recon it'll get more popular

Nibling is the gender neutral term! It sounds so cute too 😌

All my artist friends here! I think it's time to nuke our Twitter.

Musk has decided to just add a "click to plagiarise" button directly to your images. Super fun. Images in the click through:

Filthy hand-holding...

the mood today

this horrible fucker left his fiancée while she was undergoing treatment for stage iii breast cancer, financially screwed her over and kicked her out of their house

It's always something like "let's watch a movie, babe" and never "let's decipher the Voynich manuscript and acquire arcane knowledge, babe," and that's just one of the many things wrong with modern-day relationships.

Aloy and Kotallo in their pinup gear from the previous image. Kotallo is standing tall and looking comfortable, looking at Aloy. Aloy is partially squatting with an irate facial expression. There are comical dramatic lines around her feet in heels. They're conversing: Aloy: How can you STAND in these things??? Kotallo: They feel perfectly fine to me, Commander. A: GRAAAAAH!!

BONUS!

Aloy does NOT like heels!

Image of Kotallo, in a playboy bunny busk, heels and fishnets. He has the playboy bunny ears and gloves as well as a collar with a bowtie. His colour scheme is blue. Aloy is standing next to him with bunny ears as well. She also has heels and thigh high socks on, bootie shorts (with a bunny tail) and a halter top with her back exposed. Her colour scheme is a deep red. Kotallo is in a pinup pose with one leg bent and one extended with his hand on his knee, the stump of his missing left arm has a bow on it with long tails. One of those tails is being held by Aloy, standing strong with her other hand on her hip. They're both looking at each other out of the corners of their eyes.

The delight of a person who did the original of Kotallo is not on Bluesky (At least as far as I've seen and I had a look) so I will link to their bird page :3

Kotaloy in some very fun outfits, originally designed by the legend GameChimpopo!
Kotallo: x.com/gamechimpopo...
Aloy: x.com/gamechimpopo...

How do you even know you're alive if you're not receiving emotional whiplash from every corner?

Kombucha girl meme, with Robin Thicke on the "ew side" and a thicc robin on the "not bad" side (it's ok, he's just big borbed)

Monday night intrusive thoughts

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

A comic. Bex is staring into space with a blank and tired expression. The text reads, "There are so many things I need to do right now. Why am I not doing any of them?! I'm making everything harder for myself in the long run... ...please just do SOMETHING!" as the text gets more frantic, a glitch effect spreads over Bex, increasing with her desperation.

Please Just Do Something

If you've been living under a rock and haven't seen Galoo's horizon stuff then I got you

Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!

This is going to be great but also RIP Jamie 🫡

Thank you so much for all the kind words and to everyone who shared this one.

I’m so glad that it’s helped others feel seen. That alone makes it one of the most important pieces of work I’ve done.

Since my Substack post and TMZ appearance about the UnitedHealth CEO, I've received a sizeable influx of conservative followers (even paying ones!). It's really telling how united the public is on their feelings about this, while the MSM/people in power continue to pearl clutch.

Interested for sure! I'm back at the PC doodling so I'm getting the itch again

Grumpy aloy brings me so much joy!

He got rotated!!