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Emory Kjelsberg, Real Human Artist

@emorykj-art.bsky.social

Freelance Fantasy Illustrator | He/Him | 26 Commission inquiries — emory.kj(at)gmail.com emorykj.com

2,103 Followers  |  497 Following  |  213 Posts  |  Joined: 08.08.2023  |  2.4693

Latest posts by emorykj-art.bsky.social on Bluesky

Quote with beefy women

03.12.2025 18:47 — 👍 247    🔁 54    💬 0    📌 1

Quote with beefy women

Love dorito shaped women💪

03.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 1421    🔁 321    💬 13    📌 19
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My biggest stand alone build yet! 'Admiral Beakon and His Lack of Foresight’ 34”W x 12”H x 20”D Mixed media: polymer clay, wire, foam, fabric, wood, brass, aluminum and found objects. Available if interested—> www.rednosestudio.com/puppets/admi...

03.12.2025 17:30 — 👍 307    🔁 57    💬 4    📌 2

2020, 2025
Fuck 🖕 Al

03.12.2025 06:41 — 👍 60    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 3
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Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios

02.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 3543    🔁 1243    💬 24    📌 44
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Rockstar co-founder and former Grand Theft Auto writer Dan Houser has likened AI to mad cow disease, and claimed that humanity is being pulled in a direction “by a certain group of people who maybe aren't fully rounded humans.” https://bit.ly/4pDEfoN

02.12.2025 12:16 — 👍 1163    🔁 289    💬 8    📌 29
QPOC Black Friday Bundle by Michelle Jones and 8 others QPOC Black Friday Bundle: 10 items for $15.00

It’s Creator Day on itch.io, and for the low price of $15, you can directly support queer POC designers and pick up this bundle of 10 games; all proceeds will be split amongst us.

#BlackFriday

28.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 31    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 0
Emory’s hand holding a handful of staplebound books. The edges of the pages tint deep red the nearer they get to the spine, giving the impression that the pages are bleeding from the binding.

Emory’s hand holding a handful of staplebound books. The edges of the pages tint deep red the nearer they get to the spine, giving the impression that the pages are bleeding from the binding.

Emory’s hand holding Tales from the House of Baba Yaga, a 5.5x7 staplebound book, featuring an elaborately decorated Baba Yaga on the cover, holding her iconic chicken-leg house in her hands.

Emory’s hand holding Tales from the House of Baba Yaga, a 5.5x7 staplebound book, featuring an elaborately decorated Baba Yaga on the cover, holding her iconic chicken-leg house in her hands.

New, improved versions of the Baba Yaga books are in production! These ones bleed ♥️

27.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Hey artists! With the holidays around the corner I'd love to get some spotlight on creators shops instead of supporting big businesses.

So if you've got a kofi, a shop, or comms open please share them here! 🛒

Would love to have a lil thread for folks to go browsing and support artists! 🎨💵

26.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 133    🔁 72    💬 53    📌 2

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you! 🌸

25.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 211    🔁 55    💬 5    📌 10

Oh yeah, this convinced me

25.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like new Defunctland videos are like whale falls — massively well-researched documentaries, landing on us in times of need, that nourish a small ecosystem for a sustained amount of time.

24.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mmm that’s a good skull

24.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover illustration by Eleonor Piteira of the book 'The Bloodweaver' by C. N. Kuster, featuring a young man with eyes closed, holding a spiralling ball of blue magic in his hand. Through the light of the magic we can see the bones of his hand. He's wearing a uniform with a knife on his belt, and there is a landscape of vineyards on the background.

Cover illustration by Eleonor Piteira of the book 'The Bloodweaver' by C. N. Kuster, featuring a young man with eyes closed, holding a spiralling ball of blue magic in his hand. Through the light of the magic we can see the bones of his hand. He's wearing a uniform with a knife on his belt, and there is a landscape of vineyards on the background.

Here's the cover illustration I did of 'The Bloodweaver' by @cnkuster.bsky.social , for Podium Publishing!

Out June 2026!

22.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 742    🔁 132    💬 9    📌 3

Thank you!!

21.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There can never be too many patron saints of Hating ChatGPT. If Pope Leo declares St. Remedius to be the first, I’d rejoin the Church. (Your moment of horror: 40 years ago, I almost joined the priesthood, so this offer is saying something.)

20.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Same image but with a black background behind the marble arch.
An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Same image but with a black background behind the marble arch. An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Patron Saint of Hating ChatGPT

19.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1038    🔁 409    💬 13    📌 5

Hell yeah thank you so much!

21.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tickets are different, more a nod to entertainment that requires in-person attendance and investment, instead of detached digital consumption

21.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaaa I didn’t realize this would break containment — those are some transhumanist iconographies that I find personally important. Rejecting the machine as the path to human evolution, embracing the augmentation of the body — antidepressants, HRT, things that actually allow me to be creative

21.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll be getting prints of it up in my store soon!

21.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YESSS exactlyyyyy. Thank you!!

20.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Same image but with a black background behind the marble arch.
An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Same image but with a black background behind the marble arch. An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Patron Saint of Hating ChatGPT

19.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1038    🔁 409    💬 13    📌 5
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Reference of... The Hard Angle and an extra front on view

18.11.2025 12:30 — 👍 2241    🔁 511    💬 15    📌 21

Dang these are so good!!! Great designs, love the colors. Really well done

19.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hansry matching caparisons

18.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 376    🔁 75    💬 4    📌 0

I’ll be at PAX Unplugged this weekend! Find me all weekend at Indie Press Revolution, booth #3701! Or, come see me and Jae draw wacky monsters on Friday!
5:30pm in the Mothman Theater

19.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yoooo these are awesome! I love micro-horror like this. If you swing by the Indie Press Revolution booth (#3701), ask for Emory and I’ll trade you something!

19.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Panel poster with 6 headshots and handles. 

Friday 11/21 @ 5:30pm-6:30pm - Mothman Theater

Panel poster with 6 headshots and handles. Friday 11/21 @ 5:30pm-6:30pm - Mothman Theater

Monsterology 101
5:30pm @ Mothman

@emorykj-art.bsky.social and I will be live drawing as a panel of designers and scientists work with the audience to create a new monster!

@storysquadcast.bsky.social
Darien Hester
@bobworldbuilder.bsky.social
@dianaoftherose.com

17.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

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