Will

Lmao just say the word babes

My job is beach

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Haven’t been to the gym in like a week and a half so my first day back is a chest day AND there’s a bunch of cute gym bros

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Once again itching to slam my laptop shut and never return to this evil place

Someone called for a SLO gay boy?

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Me on said breast

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My sisters been visiting for the past few days and I just dropped her off at the airport so now I’m being a blubbering idiot :)

Eeeek my friends about to visit I’m so fucking excited so here’s a thirst trap

Ugh your mind

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The urge to shutdown my laptop and just walk out of this office is….

Nayib Bukele v @nayibbukele • 23h Apparently, anything a criminal claims is accepted as truth by the mainstream media and the crumbling Western judiciary. But the man wasn't tortured, nor did he lose weight. In fact, photos show he gained weight while in detention. There's plenty of footage from different days, Show more SELDA 2025-04-16 20:25:17 3:24 3K L. 13K INDUSTRIAL CENTER CELL APRIL 16, 2025 47K i 3.6M Anna Bower & @AnnaBower Hi President Bukele! Since there's "plenty of footage from different days," I'm sure you'd have no problem posting footage of what occurred in Cell 15 from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. during the first week of Abrego's incarceration? That's the time frame alleged in the complaint. Thanks!

spending the 4th trolling the president of el salvador on the internet, as the founders intended

Maybe the boston gay boy was the friends we made along the way

The aforementioned post-workout pics (shitty attempts at thirst traps)

drop the card already bloomf

LMAO WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THIS?!

Ok but Boston gay face reveal when?

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Don’t worry babes I’m almost done at the gym, post-push day pics are on their way

Had to bail half way through a set of shoulder presses because this (presumably) straight man with just the most perfect 🍑 decided to walk RIGHT in front of me mid-rep

Is it considered douchey to take selfies of me in my car window?

Account manager I work for just gave me a menthol :)

Uh the general or the primary? Plz say the primary

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

Lmao just found out someone named Paperboy Love Prince is a mayoral candidate…wtf is going on in NYC

My understanding is that this is mainly early votes (for now) which were already predicted to lean heavily towards Mamdani, not really sure we should read into this too much

Whole world is falling apart and I’m over here trying to figure out how to even out my (really uneven) tan

Well I guess we’re speeding running the Butlerian Jihad?

Ya know if WWIII wouldn’t mind breaking out before my performance review that would be great

Babes…. Almost four years for TWENTY MINUTES?!