Sam

This Thursday feels like such a Friday and I'm upset about it

Lol just got an email for a postdoc position that perfectly aligns with my interests but would start this spring and I'm still at like 18 months away from defending

My boss simply is not here today, what did y'all do

Choosing to believe you mean the philosopher not the tiger

I was like halfway through running a particularly painful column (that I still need to finish rotovapping my fractions tomorrow morning)

I def recommend (even if I wasn't a huge fan of how she was constantly jumping around and up and down the timeline)

It's like AI COULD have been a really cool tool and technology but unfortunately all of the major players involved are either incompetent or malicious or both and it's just

So we finished and now my hatred of AI and OpenAI specifically has been magnified

The art of creation CAN be so sexy it's true

Yes just today I was working with my beautiful children "SM148 - CompAn" and "SM150 - HalfTA"

Much better ty

Feeling incredible dread for a meeting tomorrow, can one of you do something about that

Yeah I'm omw

Well if I want the funding to go through it should be more like "by utilizing plastics that already exist in the body, we can expel them with enough force to defend our great and beautiful country" and the DoD will give me 2 million dollars

Being a chemist is weird because sometimes I'll just be doing a monotonous task and then I'll be like "I've created an entirely original molecule that has probably never existed before and may never exist again" and then move on with my task

Brb gonna somehow work this into my next funding proposal

Wormtongue and king Theoden of Rohan from the Lord of the Rings.

Yeah but it's gotta be more like this

It's so rude how I have to analyze my data, why can't it just whisper all the answers into my ear?

Built-in belt

EIGHTY SEVEN INCHES??

Yes and I will be taking no further questions 😌

You're just upset because you've never had a mug of water fresh out of the microwave with a dollop of honey smh

Alternate for Wednesday is Hump Day Horrors

Sometimes I even add a little honey (original idea, I'm gonna copyright it soon)

I've discovered a fancy new treat where I microwave a mug of water and drink it :)

Aurgh my purple

Same

Congratulations!!

Real rough sorry, but bright side they didn't ghost you indefinitely

Loser behavior! He's not from a "rival" bookstore; he's from a massive conglomerate coming in and draining the community of local business!!