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@macroplasticz.bsky.social

Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam

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Gonna go to Cape Cod and call them all Fishmongers

19.08.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're so right for that

19.08.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The green M&M. Cunty.

The green M&M. Cunty.

My standards may be low

19.08.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly it's my fault because that was like date #3 and he spent the entirety of the second one bragging about how he can't even cook rice or boil pasta so I would need to cook for him. He wasn't even that hot either.

19.08.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No he didn't even get that far. The furthest he got was that the US is politically divided

19.08.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peach Melba Pie :)

19.08.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm conflicted because I already say it this way because it's based off of a quasar

But by that same argument Blastoise should rhyme with Tortoise

19.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a related note, I went on a date with a guy last year and we saw Civil War (2024) in theaters and afterwards were talking about it and he didn't grasp ANY of the underlying messages and it made me realize he had no critical thinking skills and I never saw him again lmao

19.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too late I've convinced myself to let them ripen until tomorrow afternoon

18.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tried to get to baking for hanging out with friends tomorrow and my peaches aren't ripe :(

18.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She can do no wrong

17.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pidgey with her eyes closed while I scratch her head.

Pidgey with her eyes closed while I scratch her head.

Pidgey cleaning herself in the sun.

Pidgey cleaning herself in the sun.

Pidgey with eyes closed sitting on the windowsill.

Pidgey with eyes closed sitting on the windowsill.

Pidgey laying her head on my leg on the couch. My foot is camouflaged into the background using high tech markup tools.

Pidgey laying her head on my leg on the couch. My foot is camouflaged into the background using high tech markup tools.

Yesterday marked one month with Pidgey :)

17.08.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yippee!!!!!!

15.08.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me use it too

15.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exciting things are happening (I learned how to connect my lab notebook to my calendar so I can schedule my experiments and directly link the relevant page)

15.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I'm not a huge fan of coffee, but I've had a matcha tiramisu and I feel like the spices of a chai could be nice

15.08.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all believe you

15.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That does remind me that I've been playing around with the idea of making "Tira-masala" using chai instead of coffee at some point...

15.08.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose I could flambe a baked alaska

15.08.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh now that's not a bad idea

15.08.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love a lemon bar but I feel like I make them too often, I wanna do something more new

15.08.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda wanna bake something cute and summery this weekend but idk what, somebody give me suggestions

15.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Actually I contain multitudes

14.08.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in the gym lockerroom flexing my arm. Idk what my face is doing. There is no goo present in the picture.

Selfie of me in the gym lockerroom flexing my arm. Idk what my face is doing. There is no goo present in the picture.

Arm (singular)

14.08.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me talking to my PI about my research progress

13.08.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh one of my earbuds has been broken for the past week and I've just been pretending it's fine and listening to things out of one ear

13.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's something spectacular about having a special relationship with a relatively unpopular album like hehe

13.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flight back to Chi got delayed by two hours just as I got to the airport early, somebody kill me?

12.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both A Memory and A Desolation were so good, but also felt like such different books, like one is a dramatic space opera and then it's a space war story

12.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally! We know what happens!

12.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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